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This is a link post Magenta cocks NSFW I made this!
Thought I'd make a tribute to the finest magenta cocks I've seen on B3ta.

Props to Mediocre (lots from him), 2 Can Chunder, RoryrattleHead, The Twisted Omentum, Monkeyfiend, Sister Nutmeat, Tahkcalb, ruff secks, Slartibartfast, Octo, McBadger, whowotme, Scoopzilla, pzyko, Count Vanderhoff, Halibut, Hummel, WiL and Rappola for their hard work on animating gifs. Apologies to Kelis, Black Eyed Peas and Tone Loc for the "rap".

EDIT: Ok. Youtube have deleted it on the grounds it's sexually explicit. Hmm. And I thought it was some cartoony magenta cocks. Anyway uploaded to Vimeo, let's hope they behave better. It's going to take an hour or two to convert so might not be working yet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, sweet memories :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post likes

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sniff* It's moments like this that make me proud to be a b3tan...
*wipes tear*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a unique feature of B3ta
I there's not many sites out there quite so keen on photoshopping magenta cocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't imagine me laughing out loud when I went to see this
but I definitely did

catchy tune!
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's about 50% you I think
glad you're ok with it
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly

Just watched it again and I'm still laughing :)

nice editing to the music btw
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very fond of the CDC meme
hopefully it'll not get kicked off youtube. We'll see.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Photobucket systematically removed all of mine from my account in the day
They probably flagged my account or something, because the crudest of cocks gets removed from that account within minutes now. And as I might have mentioned before, anything including swastikas, shooting babies in the head and the like are still a-okay. Funny people.

Needless to day, I also enjoy the meme
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!
rob i am very taken with your penis!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post better taken with than taken by.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
and superb animations....:D
 (I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post fine work from you
thanks for that
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulous!
Here's my own CDC contribution. I'm sure everybody's got one. So to speak.

 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha that's great
I might have used that but it didn't come up when I searched on b3ta for stuff like magenta, cdc, cock etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, it's from ages ago, no matter
CDCs are uniquely pleasurable to animate though, I must do more :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should just email you the folder full of the ones I've saved...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is brilliant!

(alc http://www.cameronmusic.co.uk, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love
the, 'I think you should be wary, it's gonna shoot some dairy' couplet.
 (ccc, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks CCC
I'm glad you appreciate my raps about my cock.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha brilliant!
If there's one thing b3ta does well...

edit: credit to zalgo for his/her brilliant animation of alistair campbell crying which I just very crudely added a cock to :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant brilliant brilliant
COCKS!

(also, i am going to be singing this song for a long time)
 (Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Full of win :o)
I'm going to be "singing" this all day now...
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
I'm signed in as me, so why has DG's name gone there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is Tourette's, not Davros.
I like cocks much more than he does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I'm flattered
 (I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool - that is the correct response

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
Fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahaha fucking tiptop
and.....Well, clearly i'm gonna take this opportunity to whore out my old cocks...





 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:28, , Reply)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:47, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:30, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for the mention.
..
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post were you in it and I didn't credit you?
I'm very sorry - which bit?
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trivia time....
Who came up (fnar) with the magenta CDC in the first place?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i feel speshul now
that collection is all of the awesome
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha. Have you considered a career as a rap-ist?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:59, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
Clearly Youtube cannot distinguish between suggestive silliness for fun and actually sexual display.

It's like they're censoring their own dirty minds...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn.
I'm gonna be remembering this for a long time.
 (Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aces
And that's another song stuck in my head the day!
 (I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post heh, you cockfiend.
one you used but forgot to credit: cockweasle's flying hitler cdc at 1:11. i think there are one or two of tahkcalb's in there as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 3:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is beta brilliance at its finest.
These were my tribute to b3ta but secreted to avoid censure:
i153.photobucket.com/albums/s208/johnwilliehop/ewanandthingycocks5.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:02, , Reply)
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woooooo love it :)
 (whowotme nipple clamps, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just checked my mail for the first time in months!
I'm chuffed! Thanks rob!
 (I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 21:40, , Reply)