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This is a link post Nobody is listening to me

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post would.
I would bounce babies off a building just to get a whiff of her knicker drawer.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. Brilliant *steals phrase*
Previously, my favourite (stolen from Viz was) "I'd swim through a piranha-infested pool of burning petrol with rancid meat around my knackers just to stand sentry next to one of her turds".
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's along the lines of...
... I'd drag my balls over ten miles of red-hot broken glass just to see the steam rise off one of her turds
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would
let Hulk Hogan stamp on my balls and use my penis to stir radioactive material to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
 (Queef In a Jar, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me.

(Hulk Hogan Champion of belt title match "King of QOTW", Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
it's all downhill from here.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post And
me
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I'm assuming no-one has 'fart through a walkie talkie' as a user name.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You assume wrong.
'Gaz Me!!'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post best.username.ever.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
God, office lols. ^this^ and ^
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thanks a lot.
We're all on the register now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You weren't already?
haven't you wondered why this place is so quiet on a thursday morning?
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:17, , Reply)