So it's World Autism Day...
I made this!
...and I helped make a song. For those of you who don't know, I work with people with severe autism and was invited to help record this song for Autism Awareness Week. Obviously I've been asked to share it to spread awareness, so please like and share etc., and if you're feeling really frisky, it's available to download with the money going to the foundation.
Cheers!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 12:49,
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We should just cull all these attention-seeking twats
Along with the parents who made up their 'illness' because they were too lazy to give them the slapping they needed, and too retarded to realise that their spawn were just obnoxious little shits. Also, the shrinks who came up with this fucking excuse in order to make more money. There is no such fucking thing as autism, and the sooner society as a whole wakes up to this fact and starts gassing 'autists', the better.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:15,
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There must be a reason for such an offensive rant
But I'm not sure I want to know what it is.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:32,
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Booze and a genuine disdain for all 'self-diagnosed' aresholes and the twats that 'enable' them.
Kill 'em all and make Britain Great again.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:55,
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Now listen
My son has apparently been diagnosed with autism, as in, he's on the autism spectrum. He's 4 years old nearly 5, and he won't do a fucking thing me or my good wife tell him to, it's the god's honest truth a fucking ordeal anytime he's instructed to do something, (stop hitting the dog !!!). Apparently it's counter productive to beat them, parenting
is an absolute fucking mug's game, an honest to god fucking mug's game.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 22:54,
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Man the fuck up and give him a slap.
'counter-productive' my arse. Children are NOT miniature adults. Reason doesn't work, discipline does. Generations of GOOD parents have smacked their children for the simple reason that IT FUCKING WORKS.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:28,
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Didn't work for my brother.
Both he and I were beaten. Had an effect on me. No effect on him. He grew up to beat his wife, go to prison, and has now dissappeared from our radar. Perhaps my parents should just have beaten him harder?
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 8:08,
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Fuck off back to mumsnet.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 14:55,
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Like you've even got a cock.
That pathetic limp and miniscule noodle dangling forlornly and unused between your legs doesn't even belong to you. The SJW that gives you your orders owns it, you bedwetting, hand-wringing liberal crybaby.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:34,
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Pah. My cock is so big it has it's own cock
And even my cock's cock is bigger than your cock
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 10:34,
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A genital wart is NOT 'another' cock.
No matter how much you want to pretend that it is.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:25,
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Hello THE LOVELY stuj.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:04,
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Hello The LOVELY Drimbley.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:13,
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I suggest you give my job a try
... and then you might reconsider. The type of people I work with put their heads through triple reinforced glass when you give then Clover Light on their toast instead of Original. That's beyond attention-seeking.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:13,
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So do society a favour and Aktion T4 the lot of them.
Problem solved.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:15,
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Careful, someone might start banging The Ignore Drum soon
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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I'm just trying tio make the world a better place Drimbley.
Once we make every school like the one at the start of the Kurt Russell documentary Soldier, things will be great.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:31,
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You're hilarious.
Perhaps we could do society a favour and Aktion T4 you instead? I'd never wish it on anyone, but I hope you have a child with severe autism yourself. Unlike all the other parents, it seems like you deserve it.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:29,
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Well, that's me told, nah.
I think it's sweet that normal people can get all the sex they want from brainwrongs, safe in the knowledge that the autisms will only mumble while they fumble.
That is what you meant by 'working' with them, right?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:36,
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So do you try this hard to be a cunt,
... Or does it just come naturally?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:42,
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I'm LOVELY me.
Everyone says so. Even the autisms.
"That stuj" they say as they rock back and forth in their corner masturbating into handfuls of their own shit and drooling into their shoes, "He's fucking LOVELY, he is."
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:49,
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How did you know I was in the mood for a quick wank?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:40,
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I tend to agree with you stuj
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:34,
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Ta The LOVELY Span Eff.
VOTE STUJ! STUJ! THE VOICE OF REASON!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 2 Apr 2017, 15:38,
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Yeah, the stupid brainwrongs couldn't even get THAT right.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 2:50,
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Speaking of attention-seeking twats....
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 12:06,
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...here's Cerebrus.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:21,
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A1 rant from the LOVELY Stuj
Hello, the LOVELY Stuj.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:21,
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:D Hello The LOVELIEST Tabby.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:22,
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Good post
Good luck with it all!
Oh and stuj is a cunt. That is all.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 2 Apr 2017, 16:49,
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You still love me though.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:29,
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Max Clifford might be out soon and get you back on track
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:46,
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He certainly did wonders for Rolf Harris' profile.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:58,
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But Rolf never did an eight legged Jake the Pake
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:16,
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He missed a trick there.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:33,
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^ oh you two cheer up eh
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 17:09,
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Stuj - fuck off back to posting superhero trailers you pathetic manchild cunt.
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Hats off to you
I'm sure I couldn't do it - I was on a Barnado's Cygnet course recently and it made a huge difference to my attitude to the condition, and left me with deepest respect for anyone that works in this area.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:14,
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Good job man!
very emotional, brought tears to my eyes
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rowlification ima ha ima, Sun 2 Apr 2017, 20:33,
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I'm just posting here in recognition of stuj's sterling work.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 12:53,
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This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place. If you don't like it then stop whining and feck off and leave us alone from your childish pranks.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:15,
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You and me
In a square room, no doors, no windows
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:40,
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Ah, right, yes - because you didn't post a thread declaring that you'd sounded the ignore horn, then follow it up the next morning with another thread declaring how completely and massively unbothered you were. That must have been some other squeaky-voiced fat ugly mental.
EDIT: ah, you've deleted your original thread, to which this one was an answer - you remember the one? Where you were crowing about having put me on 2.0, having spectacularly failed to rewrite a completely different thread to make yourself seem marginally less gormless? Normally, I don't much like thread deletion - but I'll make an exception for yours. They're so monumentally shit that being deleted really is the kindest thing.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 19:45,
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d'aawwwwwww geez
may there be many blessings upon all those in this video, and all those who made this video, and all those who watch this video, even stuj, though he is going to have to stay on the naughty step with his special comfort headphones on and think very hard about what he has said, and may there be blessings on all of us with our brainwrongness and imperfections that are what make us truly beautiful
HAPPY WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY!*
*yeah all right, I am getting in early for 2018
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vladimir, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 21:50,
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