This was me earlier tonight
Never do the Hot Wings challenge at the Red Dog Saloon in London...to paraphrase a Gorillaz song: "There were no screams, there was no time. There was only fire."
I managed one wing, and I've been a wreck ever since. And now I've run out of milk, so I hope the worst is over and maybe I can get some sleep...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:01,
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were they coated in Naga chillis or something? I ate a naga once and I thought I was going to die,
Scotch bonnets and birdeyes hurt alot too, now I am proficient in growing the fuckers, I have a bit more immunity, still, that is by the by, are you ok? Don't drink any alchohol whatever you do, chewing on a lemon and spitting. helps better than milk.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:14,
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It burns more at first but the citric acid gets the capsicum off your tounge, Other wise swill your mouth with coca cola.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 5:15,
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sugar works great
as does acidic food (eg lemons) so I should think full fat coke has the best of everything, win!
Also, if you're going down the dairy route, yoghurt works much better than milk for some reason.
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LP, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:44,
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I hear if you eat more of the wings it gets better.
Try that, see if it works?
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:17,
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Capsaicin is not soluble in water
But it is soluble in fats and fat soluble solvents, hence chilli oil and such. A shot of vodka is good to dissolve it and get it away from your gob quickly. Milk and yogurt also, but slower.
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I was travelling business class with BA and their starter had what looked like a cherry on top, ate it
And they hadn't the drinks trolley out yet, thought I was going to die too.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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Ohhh get you and your business class BA flying
now that you have admited to flying, we can, when the time comes blame you for the poor state of the atmosphere.
HaHa thought you could get away with it did you?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 12:04,
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Naga chilis indeed.
I'm just about ok now, but I'll keep the advice about the lemon in mind. I think I have at least two friends that want to have a go now.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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This stuff
www.mrvikkis.co.uk/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=king-naga
is manna from heaven* as far as I'm concerned. No, I don't work for them.
*Substsitute with your own non-religious alternative if you feel like it.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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*buys*
This stuff is awesome also, I use it alot www.cheekychile.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=45
I also have a naga sauce made by a local company, I can't find it on line, it is made with peach pulp and is absolutely delicious.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:36,
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Thanks
But seeing the word "Naga" makes me think I should bookmark this for the next time I'm invited to a stag night.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 14:43,
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Apparently if you draw back your foreskin
and liberally apply the hot wing sauce to your glans and frenulum, it stops the pain. Try it!
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I'll tell that to the next guy.
I was thinking at one point "If I had sex with someone right now, would it burn them too?"
Being a disgraceful misanthrope this was never in danger of happening, but didn't stop me wondering.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 25 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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