I was bored.... I made this!
So i tried to be clever, with some spare footage from a music video i did. It's a bit dodgy.
( MrGomez lets rename the front page "HAPPY TOAST PAGE" ffs, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:47, Reply)

haha

(morrybyte is sipping Magners at, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:58, Reply)

hahaha
brilliant
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:01, Reply)

hah
lovely
( lazygamer - pratting around up to and including, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:10, Reply)

absolute bollocks...
and i like you for it.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:38, Reply)

*Buys three*

( evil_andy, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:20, Reply)

bloody hell
thats funny! i loves it
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:21, Reply)

very good
she was better with the mask on methinks
(site_history_log, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:00, Reply)

what?
that was shit and pointless ;)
(MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:40, Reply)

Will someone help this poor gentle bird? I made this!
Place your bets on the bird getting through the door
(Bendigeidfran, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:39, Reply)

haha
SQUAWK!
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:56, Reply)

hahahahhaa!!
awww look at the nice bird..


ARGH MY FACE
( executiverocker if you want to destroy my sweater, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:00, Reply)

Aghhhhhhhhh
Next time open the door for me!
( Hotdog, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:50, Reply)

I bet you say that to all the birds
"It's a bit too tight, keep pushing"
( miamistu snagglery, Fri 25 May 2007, 0:04, Reply)

Every single song in the world remixed into one.
Ok that was abit of an exaggeration.
Still interesting... better than just straight doing a shit version of something.

*cough* no one covers the smiths like that *cough*

EDIT: hope this isnt gc.
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:02, Reply)

what dissapoints me about Mark Ronson
..because I loved his first album.....

For the rest of the story, read as 'allegedly' and 'according to what I keep hearing', so I dont get sued.

What I heard was that his 'talent' is mainly inherited. Apparently his parents are famous music biz people, and he's basically a male paris hilton (but less good looking, with a willy).

His 'albums' are largely produced by people he has paid to produce, with him 'exectuive producing', and giving suggesting ideas for what to do now and then. He used mney and contacts to put the album together, and released it on a label that his family bought him...

I would like to think it's not true, because his first album was good. But you can't help but think that if that's true, it's less respectable.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:16, Reply)

I saw...
him DJ a few weeks ago, and he has some amzing mixing skills. He was mixing mainly indie stuff, but he did it so well!

I hope that was untrue :-(
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Thu 24 May 2007, 0:20, Reply)

im seeing him in a month or two
i hope hes good i love version and fade to black album
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 11:23, Reply)

he is pitiful
MARK RONSON AND HIS AMAZING HONKITY HONK HORN POPS ORCHESTRA!

arsewit.
( SpunkyBackpack, Thu 24 May 2007, 10:29, Reply)

i'm sure
i heard a much crazier and better mixed track along the same lines a few years ago
(harryfreeze throwin' puppies over cliffs for jesus, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:35, Reply)

That would probably be the totally tip top 'Intro-Inspection' by Osymyso
(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Thu 24 May 2007, 22:59, Reply)

Da PSTriple Remix NSFW I made this!
Alright no moaning - I was bored this afternoon and this is my first mess-about with Ableton Live.

NSFW Language
(dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:56, Reply)

I can't even watch this.
If I see his ignorant, barely post pubescant, living-in-a-fantasy-of-rap, cross-eyed, dollas-aint-shit-to-chdwden-look-at-50-quid-on-my-desk stupid face again, I will be forced to turn off my internet forever.

I still love you though, jenns
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:11, Reply)

It really does annoy me
Aww thanks, The audio was ok to do but I gave up the will to live while doing the video...can you tell ?
(dj_jenns I'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:52, Reply)

STARCRAFT II
Hmmmmmm, there goes a part of my life when this comes out.
(munkybitch, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:52, Reply)

Textbook Disclaimer Stickers
The first one is a real honest to goodness sticker that they use in certain parts of the US...read down and they just deteriorate...The idea is that you print them off and stick them in books...or anywhere for that matter...just to get up Creationists' noses.
( chickenlady A l’eau, c’est l’heure, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:43, Reply)

Very nice find

(No6, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:49, Reply)

Particularly interesting read there, is the link to
wilstar.com/theories.htm

Discusses differences between Scientific Law, Hypothesis and Theory.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:05, Reply)

Doctor Breen's Breakfast Machine
A lovely mashup of Family Guy and Garry's Mod.
(English Bob, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:36, Reply)

where did this bandwagon come from for these machines? 1 is cool, 2 is ok, 1593 are dull...
(acid_kewpie Vampire robonurses hunt in packs, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:40, Reply)

Love dog
A puppy free way of letting your dog enjoy itself
( mazurka delivering evil since, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:23, Reply)

It's funny....but....*shakes head sadly* it's.....GC!

( chickenlady A l’eau, c’est l’heure, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:34, Reply)

GC but read the comments. I love this one...wait for the end bit
"MUTILATION. You listen to your hack vet, who if he/she possessed any skill, would offer vasectomies instead. I would rather be dead than owned by one of you that so easily justify this radical surgery so that YOU can have some peace. You don’t have to be concerned over your animal being what nature intended when you go to work, take it to the park etc… It won’t embarrass you. And if you still have problems, put it on Prozac. Oh, and dogs that are neutered still hump. If you think about this instead of laughing about it you might realize this is doubly cruel. Put yourself in this position. Don’t get a dog if what you want is Techno."

then, even better
"thier minds aren't clouded by the negative influences present in a Hypocritical, Naive and even Ignorant Judeo-Christian atmosphere"
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Thu 24 May 2007, 1:06, Reply)

Some FREE E-books
And they're not all crap ones either...Some great modern classics there...if you like reading and either have one of those ebook viewer thingies or else can stand to read them off the screen of your pc....
( chickenlady A l’eau, c’est l’heure, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:21, Reply)

Ah, I've always wanted to go blind!


No, seriously, nice find!
( The Coast of Yemen approaches the buffet with a broad plate, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:30, Reply)

a superb find there! thanks!

( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:42, Reply)

That
Is excellent

I'd love an E-book reader yokey but they're crazy expenseful
(Mongjaw Its all a big money racket, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:21, Reply)

Very, very good
I hate reading off a screen, so to save money on buying the books, I'm off to Ryman's to buy £200 of ink for the printer. And a few reams of paper. And I think I'm going to start with Amis and Lucky Jim (which contains the best description of waking up with a hangover in literature).
Doing no work now until after the long weekend.
(nameleft, Thu 24 May 2007, 9:31, Reply)

Nasa must know something the rest of us don't
Take a look at their Image of the day...
(Quixall, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:14, Reply)

your point being?

(currantbun - now with bonus lolage, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:26, Reply)

i bet nasa could write better descriptions....
fact
( MrGomez lets rename the front page "HAPPY TOAST PAGE" ffs, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:30, Reply)

NASA
That's no moon....
( zacherynuk, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:18, Reply)

Battles - Atlas
Fresh back from ATP, and Battles are even better than they used to be. this track is just awesome. (in my world at least... the palestines at work disagree... hope you lot don't)
(acid_kewpie Vampire robonurses hunt in packs, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:50, Reply)

Sound wouldn't go amiss
EDIT: Silly youtube.
(MNNNNGGH, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:23, Reply)

Battles are tremendous!
I desperately wanted to go to ATP, but made do instead with seeing Shellac last week in London.

Did you see Les Savy Fav?
( Quiver was bringing back the 'tache on, Thu 24 May 2007, 12:19, Reply)

Dancing tiger
my mate made this. he's deffinitly going to pass his first year...
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:17, Reply)

damn thats good
he well deserves to pass!
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:34, Reply)

nice!!!
go tiger go! pity its so short, but i bet that took a while to make..
(MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:01, Reply)

I would say about 30mins in Final Cut
Simple stop motion is a lot less time consuming that people think.

Well... if your good a video editing that is.
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:08, Reply)

true true

(MajorAsshole when will then be now?, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:03, Reply)

he he!
I like
( t0ria thinks Manchester smells of Glaswegian wee, Wed 23 May 2007, 19:43, Reply)

Hmm
Needs more tiger cub kicking.

Other than that, ace.
(Frozen_Banana, Wed 23 May 2007, 21:13, Reply)

Fish and Rice Cakes the Remix
Not mine, but someone saw my "Fish And Rice Cakes" vid and did a rather nice mash up of it.

*Edit* Oops, forgot to whore my original while I'm at it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:32, Reply)

Now that
is most WOO!!!!!!



Whats happening with the badge btw??
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:38, Reply)

You'll see :)
I was going to finish it today but my head's been battered.

Plus it looked better in my head.. :(
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:41, Reply)

Looking forward to it!!!!
weren't you going to do some more edits of this vid yourself?
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:52, Reply)

Still working on it
I was going to do some today... but... same story. I've done feck all today, thank god dinner is stew from the other night!
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:13, Reply)

'tis stew for me tonight
but fresh cooked...bit heavy for this weather but its nice and good for you!!
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:15, Reply)

Ours is chock full of beans (pinto, canellini, butter)
and had 11 diferent veggies in it. Healthy, but fartsome!
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:21, Reply)

eee
so many promises of badges eh monty :P

*sobs*
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:33, Reply)

Shit!
I forgot about your boob badge!

Does brain damage count as an excuse?!

Right, you'll have yours for tommorow teatime!

And Meglos, ref my gaz, I'll have one of them tommorow.

Anyway Matt, I've advanced a bit lately so it will be better created now than if i did it a couple of months ago :)

www.b3tards.com/u/758f65c94bf4f6553036/ch3.gif
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:51, Reply)

hahaha
thats fucking funny man.
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:47, Reply)

hahah
love it!
(simod, Wed 23 May 2007, 20:51, Reply)

fish!!!
You could also mash it up with 'fish' by Mr Scruff.
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:22, Reply)

Lions fancy a tasty snack but things don't quite go to plan
Awesome, just awesome. Totally SFW.
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:07, Reply)

and totally yesterday ;)
still, and ace clip though
( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:09, Reply)

Note to self: don't mess with buffalo
The crocs were especially cool
( bachgammon has an unshakable alibi for, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:22, Reply)

Amazing video
Was on yesterday but easier to link to friends now it's on youtube.....thanks
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:52, Reply)

that's a fantastic clip

( marksta : Back by Dope Demand, Wed 23 May 2007, 18:41, Reply)

wow
the masses rise up against the oppressors
(harryfreeze throwin' puppies over cliffs for jesus, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:31, Reply)

Problems with parking an AT-AT
Simple but funny.
( Fishcat is back baby, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:34, Reply)

he he, I love how star wars will never die on the internet

( Laird Dave Draws cultivating a baby quiff, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:46, Reply)

hehe
love the opening. Blip-blip
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:51, Reply)

Cab Calloway - Reefer Man

(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:25, Reply)

Quality

(SirCliveFC, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:36, Reply)

ha
great post
(harryfreeze throwin' puppies over cliffs for jesus, Wed 23 May 2007, 22:48, Reply)

wonderful!
and also; great hair!
( the hedgehog can never be buggered at all INVISIBLE DECIBELS!!!11!!, Fri 25 May 2007, 0:44, Reply)

mon nom est ours drôle
Or at least that's what I think he means. Though I don't really speak foreign.

As annoying as the frog.
( zacherynuk, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:24, Reply)

not quite as bad
.....yet
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:26, Reply)

*dies*

( Fetid Mimsy 765 X 654 - 348 = MATHS, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:27, Reply)

he's a cunt
He's called funny bear, he's got kangaroo underpants; he's got a belly and he's not like other bears.

I hate him
(morrybyte is sipping Magners at, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:43, Reply)

Women Drivers...
Road Rage at its best!!!

Possibly GC
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:11, Reply)

heh
wow must be one of the few i havnt seen
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:16, Reply)

They have gone through a couple of cars in that show
I remember one where the dad crashes his car into a wall to squash a fly or something similarly ridiculous
(morrybyte is sipping Magners at, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:23, Reply)

i loved the family guy spoof of malcolm in the middle...
basically, the mum screams blue murder. The dad shoots her dead and says "finally, my children, we are free. FREE. FREE! FREEEEE!"
(RussInLondon A geniune 10 foot monster to give you the wim-wams, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:47, Reply)

men throw cheerleader through basketball hoop NSFW
nsfw ads at the side
( SickRik AND HIS WONDERFUL SOFT VELVETY BALLBAGS, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:34, Reply)

?
No one really cares that she clunked he head on the hoop! hehe

Why are the blokes celebrating? she's the one who done it!
( McMookMac is eating his words, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:40, Reply)

Hmmm...
Fake?
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:41, Reply)

You need
the question mark?
( Rincewind, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:02, Reply)

^^
this

love the name by the way!discworld! :D
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:11, Reply)

Possibly
the oldest thing on the internet. Aside from that monkey drinking its own pee.
( mince pies, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:09, Reply)

you mean this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLs5ZcZFLYU
(Meglos Cheesemeister General, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:18, Reply)

haha it was on simpsons
"that monkey got America through some tough times"
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Wed 23 May 2007, 16:27, Reply)

On Pitchfork
The review for Jet's latest album was just that clip. No words, no rating. Just the monkey.

Genius.
( Quiver was bringing back the 'tache on, Wed 23 May 2007, 17:26, Reply)

Men Invented Everything (apparently)

( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)

Haha!
But not PMT.

Vincent Price lookalike.
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 23 May 2007, 15:21, Reply)