Confession time
If you want annoying partner stories, go through my post history.

This one isn't all that funny, just something I'm living through right now.

I've been hopelessly single for about two years now, and it has been a peaceful but not friendly divorce. Not sure why anyone would ever want a friendly divorce, myself.

Her big issue was that she was becoming a housewife, despite my best efforts to prevent that. So, she left me unexpectedly, and ingrained herself into a social group I'd introduced her to. Consequently, I've spent the last couple years avoiding all of them, in an attempt to respect her boundaries.

Anyway, last Saturday a bunch of them came to my favourite bar for a double-birthday party. Three of the guys there I still talk to, but the rest were all younger kids who joined the group after I left.

I got to talking to one of the girls there, and she asked for a couch to crash on. I was happy to oblige, and we began comparing notes to see how many mutual friends we had. Then she made the tragic mistake of mentioning one name, belonging to my ex-wife. Turns out they're apparently good friends.

What would you, b3tans, do next? I'm hesitant to post my answer on here, but I am torn about what to do next-next.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:31, 18 replies)

a variation of the Bucking Bronco in the making
for the uninitiated:


doggy style, during which you mention your divorce from *name*

then see how long you can hang on.
(f_rev, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36, closed)

^this
but fuck her in the ass
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)

^^this
is why asking for advice on this board is a really bad idea
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:08, closed)

How is that not helpful?
Rodeo style is the answer to all of life's problems.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:40, closed)

presuming she knows you're divorcing?
Go for it in any case, life's too short. Fuck respecting her boundaries. Just call me Dr. Brandy. First consultation free.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)

If you need to ask then you're going to do it anyway.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44, closed)

I would say 'Goodnight'
There's nothing worse than giving your exes bullets that they can fire at you. Take the high road, even if you don't have the morals, you'll appear to!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:52, closed)

You're divorced
yet you still seem to be letting the ex dictate your life.

Grow a pair and start living how you want to.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:06, closed)

Man
Up
(Pat_Gash, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:17, closed)

2nd that
(b1tchell failed to learn English, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:35, closed)

I remember last time someone asked for advice about a girlfriend.
It ended well.

Do you have a link to her blog by any chance?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:25, closed)

^ This
What a fucking train wreck that was
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:26, closed)

Got a link?
Were I to provide a link to a blog relevant to my story, it would be something like

www.randomhotasianpornstarivenevermet.blogspot.com
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:43, closed)

Nail her
That is all

oh, oh, and spunk on her face.
(Thebigfella, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:27, closed)

Also..
Fuck her boundaries. She can have those in coffee shops and Miss Selfridge, but not in your local.
(Thebigfella, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:28, closed)

Good answers
And no, I'm not seriously asking for advice. As I previously mentioned, this is a "confession."

Vote this to the top if you want me to do something I'll regret (further)!
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:39, closed)

Fuck her
But make sure you put in a killer performance. Your ex will be doubly hurt when she finds out (and she will) you did her mate and you were also a love god.
(Bitter and Twisted, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:52, closed)

I believe
the youth of today would say tap that.
(Robin of the Hood isn't into the whole brevity thing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:30, closed)