Doors
I have no idea why women cannot stand having doors shut. When I was married, my (then)wife had no idea that the funny metal bits fitted to said doors were actually for keeping the damn things closed! In my last house she wouldn't shut the kitchen door, even when the washing machine was on, rendering all attempts at reading, watching TV, listening to music etc completely pointless as the whining and chugging from the machine made it fucking impossible. Likewise with the bedroom door. Couldn't bear to have it shut BUT wouldn't have it completely open or wedged open even a little, nooooo, she had to have it open 'just a little' so even the slightest breeze would cause it to knock against the frame, thereby keeping me awake.
I put really strong door closers on all the doors so she couldn't keep them open.
Drove her (further) insane*. Since my divorce I do miss that woman. However, the new rifle and telescopic sights should cure that.

I now live in a house where all the doors are shut when I goddam think they should be. My G/F wants them open. It ain't happening. My place, my doors.



*I firmly believe that ALL women are insane, just the level of insanity differs - slightly.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 18:49, 11 replies)

*belms*

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:07, closed)

I
believe they're the same with those funny switch things that illuminate rooms.
(dchurch bah, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 21:18, closed)

Shower curtain
MUST be drawn back, even when soaking wet. There could be someone hiding behind it don't you know?
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:07, closed)

Truly insane
How is it supposed to dry properly? I bet she moans about it being covered in mildew every few months too.
(lolwhites, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:01, closed)

yeah. Fucking doors, eh?
THAT'S what's wrong with your relationship.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:15, closed)

there's nothing wrong with my relationship with my ex-wife!
Because she's my EX-wife.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 22:49, closed)

I wonder how many of these 'all my exes are mental' types have worked out what the common denominator in their bad relationships is?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:05, closed)

Apparently
"Doors" is right up there.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 23:13, closed)

Placid
except when THERE IS A DOOR OPEN!!!1!1!¬

jeeesus

I have cats so I never shut a door because as every cat owner knows if there is a door shut your cat goes...

*scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch*"meow"

repeat till you open the door. Cat goes through. Close door

*scratch**scratch**scratch**scratch*"meow"
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 8:21, closed)

Funnily enough.
With my 30 odd years looking after cats (roughly 6 cats) I've never had a cat scratch at a door. Dunno if it's luck or not. They'll sit and meow at a door, or meow at me to follow them to a door. However not one has scratched or even attempt to scratch a door.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:14, closed)

Not *all* women
do that with doors. I go around shutting them in winter cos it keeps the heat in and the bills down.

You're right about the insanity thing though. The more sane of us realise we're insane and get an "insanity partner" (another woman who realises she's insane) to let "the crazy" out at each other every so often so our partners don't have to deal with it. Well, not so much, anyway!
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:32, closed)