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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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I once persuaded a girl I was sleeping with to do anal.
Fortunately we had a dedicated sexual lubricant at hand - durex brand, I believe - so I didn't have to improvise; she went and...cleaned herself up...beforehand, and overall it went very well.

Another time, she wanted to do anal, but I couldn't find any lube, so we just didn't bother that night, but we did nip round the local filth emporium the next morning.

Normally I wouldn't post such personal and embarrassing matters, but it seems this approach is rare enough to merit attention.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:51, 6 replies)
Have none of you cunts heard of spit?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:07, closed)
Hmm
I'm starting to believe that you may not be a real doctor...
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 14:39, closed)

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(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:24, closed)
At least buy me dinner first...
I've got some decent lube in my bag.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:37, closed)
Isn't Jeremy Clarkson a doctor?

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 17:57, closed)
No butter dish in her house then??

(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 12:42, closed)

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