My cousin has a FRESHWATER swimming pool, the povvo cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:16, 14 replies)

Incidentally...
...where did the salt-water-pool mocking thing come from?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 19:58, closed)

There was a moaning shitcunt.
People called him a moaning shitcunt.
He said "I can't be a moaning shitcunt because I have a saltwater pool."
So people called him a moaning shitcunt with a saltwater pool.
Then he went mental and got banned.
But you're not allowed to mention that his name was Rob Fairholme or that he's a fat fifty-year-old who repairs PCs like a teenager and lives off his mum's money in Perth, Australia.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:17, closed)

I think this is about as beautiful a summary as I've ever read of anything.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23, closed)

I should totes work for Reader's Digest or sutin.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:25, closed)

Mills & Boon is just words on a page without you.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:34, closed)

Ah... I didn't realise it was an episode of the Bob Frostgnome saga.
Everything falls into place.

So... it's not the pool, per se, it's being a dick about it?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:23, closed)

a 44,000 litre saltwater pool, no less!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:29, closed)

Any less and it'd be a birdbath.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:37, closed)

Another example of why replies should be eligible to win.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:51, closed)

I think
Ringo was boasting about having one?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:18, closed)

FRESH!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 20:30, closed)

With dice in the meer?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:04, closed)

freshwater lake
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:06, closed)

Hurrah!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:16, closed)