Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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My wife actually is an accountantI just didn't realize it was worth mentioning. Mainly because its really dull. Sorry about that.
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Peej, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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My accountant is a wife!!Mental
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^ has to send his woman out to work(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:44,
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Keep 'em barefoot and pregnantThat's my motto
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 13:59,
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You told me your wife was a cunt. (, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:50, closed)
I think its perfectly possible for someone to be an accountant and also be a cuntIn fact I think it's more than likely.
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Empire Strikes Back? (, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:33, closed)
At least it's not a fucking Ewok.(, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:41, closed)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ct9FBnIfI
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:11,
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Well she certainly went threw your books.......(, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:44, closed)
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:54,
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