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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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please, for the love of mono!'s bumhole,
stop calling it 'tittish bellicom' or variations thereon. it's making my teeth itch.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:28, 16 replies)
It's not big and it's not clever.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:32, closed)
I've not called it anything for 10 years now
Those cunts will have to suck the sweetcorn out of my shit before they see any more of my money
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:36, closed)
If you tell Virgin
what you're planning, they'll probably come back with an offer to suck out the sweetcorn, and rub the rest on their chests.
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:38, closed)
Okay, I'm listening

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:34, closed)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:01, closed)
Oh, it's only an internet mongboard
what you getting your knickers in a twist over ? Surely you can't take to heart anything on here, as to be concept of it being really irritating, all I can say is:



what's it like to be on the receiving end. Eh ? Eh ? Eh ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:41, closed)
eeeow
troll knickers. thanks for that image.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:48, closed)
Janet's twisted flunge.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:56, closed)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
I'm truly sorry
that your mum and dad never had any time for you, or gave you the respect that you think you deserve, Janet.

However, I realise that this reply will of course put you on the defensive...but if you want to talk, you can gaz me.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 15:50, closed)
Can
we just save time and gas you instead?
(username failed moderation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:06, closed)
This is a valid gripe.
It’s well Private Eyey … Eyeie … Eyeee. Fucks sake. You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:10, closed)
Eye-e

(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05, closed)

you can fix that with an angle grinder
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 16:34, closed)
I'm going to have to agree,
if only for the reference to Tommy Cooper (regardless of whether it was intended).
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:21, closed)
you have teeth?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:02, closed)

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