Do any b3tan's actually have sex?

This isn't really in direct reply to your post (which I kinda like, the quote is funny and the commentary is cute) - it's just the most recent post and the number of replies to this really is making me wonder.

Is sex (or threesomes if you prefer) really that rare for everyone that it's worth this much disbelief / comment?

Or did I just write this so poorly it needed to be made fun of, and the sex angle was the easiest to target when mocking?

Just curious really - I wrote it quite quickly while at work and was going for a laugh so maybe I made it sound less believable by not going into detail and just glossing through it, but ... the responses I'm getting are like people don't believe sex *happens*

Or is it just talking about it that's not allowed?

I obviously crossed a line - just curious where it was I guess.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:18, 4 replies)

You can talk about sex;
the only line you crossed was to make your passionate escapades seem a bit too derivative of a cheezy porn flick.
The story is all in the telling. Life is a frail process, painful frustrating and joyful by turns. You may well have fucked a lesbian to such a climax that she turned about on her nature, you may have thought you did, you may have convinced yourself you did, or you may just be a pathetic compulsive liar. The telling of the story leads the audience to draw the most plausible conclusion.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 4:28, closed)

This is fair, and I appreciate the answer - I can accept it was a poor telling - and has been deservedly mocked.

Next time I'll take my time and do a better job of it =)

Just a thought - there's a certain bandwagon aspect to it all too, isn't there?

ah well, lesson learned either way. Thanks for the thoughts.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 5:36, closed)

Just a thought - there's a certain bandwagon aspect to it all too, isn't there?
Dear Christ on a stick! You've been here a year longer than me and you've only just come to that conclusion?!

Less time writing wank-stories to Penthouse and more time watching the show unfold here methinks.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:22, closed)

Ever heard the phrase "those who talk about it the most, are doing it the least"?
This is why no one will believe you, and chooses instead to call you out as a sweaty, basement-dwelling, virgin.

I don't make the rules, but I do enjoy seeing them enforced.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:06, closed)

I guess they do
But a lifetime of a catholic school education has left them unable to talk about where the bad man touched them on the foo foo.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)

The reason people mocked your story was because it was clearly written by somebody who's never seen another adult in a state of undress.
Either that or you are autistic. Hope this helps.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:39, closed)

Probably both tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 17:49, closed)