Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my papa and his comedy routinesMy dad's main comedy crime was excessive use of the phrase 'said the vicar to the actress' or vice versa, as in:
(after sunday lunch) 'I'm stuffed'
'Said the actress to the vicar'
Took me bloody ages (well, about 12 years, as I was a slow learner) to work out why my mum used to go red... then I started to find it bloody funny
Damnit- I'm starting to feel broody now :)
Oh- and he used to tell racist phonetic jokes as well.
PS- first post, cos I can't potto shop for a fig.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 18:20, Reply)
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