Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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A Funny Old ManMy dad has weird jokes, like his asking me and my sister EVERY day, "Who's your daddy?"
Then he always sings, badly, "I love little baby ducks, sweaty men in trucks"
And he calls Kentucky Fried Chicked
"Kentucky Fried Rat"
he's got some other weird ones too...
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 18:24, Reply)
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