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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Everything upsets /talk
Fuck me, if I was a /talktard I'd be upset too
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:32, 4 replies)
Cheers.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:36, closed)
cheers.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:48, closed)
Cheers.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:06, closed)
Stop saying cheers you shower of cunts.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)
Cheers
Ha - beat you to it. I win the entire internet.

Edit - jayzuz you're quick off the mark
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:16, closed)
Oh come on
it's taken them years to come up with something as witty as "cheers"
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)
Cheers.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)

Aha - I see you seem to be a Talk bod and a QOTW bod, perhaps you can explain how we can all live in harmony? And also solve the middle east crisis? Thanks.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:18, closed)
What the fuck did you just call me?

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:20, closed)

I believe I may have implied that you were open minded...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:21, closed)
Did you just call me a qftw bod?
356 posts over knocking on 6 years does not make me a qftw bod. Get right to fuck.

Cheers.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)
45k posts on /talk would suggest you're from there
especially as you rarely post a relevant story on qotw... Maybe you should post here more regularly and raise the level of discourse...
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:25, closed)
The thing is, I rarely post stories because I rarely have any that are interesting and relevant to the question.
People could learn from me, you know.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34, closed)
You are totally a qftw bod.
You're like their favourite bezzy mate and they kiss you and everything.

edit: cheers
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:26, closed)
he's 2nd favourite
after all, no-one has set up a fan sockpuppet account for him, have they?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:28, closed)
He called you a nonce.
What are you gonna do about it?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)
I don't think he did, you know.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:24, closed)
I must have misread it.
Silly me.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:26, closed)

No accusations of noncery for now. You seem to be intent on causing MASSIVE OUTRAGE which no doubt helps you get your cheap kicks. It's probably better for your health than sniffing glue, but you can come across as a bit of a honey-monster-molesting-loltastic-highly-perplexing-mega-spastic.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:28, closed)
shut up
you nonce.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:29, closed)

On reflection that's probably a good option - thanks for the tip.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:31, closed)
cheers.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)

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