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This is a question Acting out your fantasies

A friend one told me: "Don't believe a word what people say about threesomes. They're too much like hard work." Have you ever tried acting out your fantasies (sexy or otherwise)? How did it go?

Thanks to D.R and Quinch for the suggestion

(, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 14:21)
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My massive drugs house party 3some story is far more dignified and erotic.
After a few minutes of frantic fumbling I tripped out quite badly, stumbled through the full house with bobbing pan -handle, threw up violently into the kitchen sink, blanked for some period, then wandered back through with far less pan-handle and far more sheepish clarity, to find my other half had fucked off home and the third party had passed out with her coat on and her fanny out.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 12:42, 8 replies)
Fanny out? Had it been on fire?

(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:02, closed)
I had been eating chilli earlier.

(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:23, closed)
Your 40th was magnificent.
Never before have I seen Massive Drugged Up Dad Dancing.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 13:16, closed)
I see it in the mirror most weekends.

(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:22, closed)
Making it to the sink is impressive. Most people would just vomit in situ.

(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 14:58, closed)
I am a well classy gentleman.
Parading my sweaty erection through the house was clearly preferable to puking in front of ladies.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 16:27, closed)
Dignity is overrated, anyway.

(, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:19, closed)
Those were some immense drugs.
And a very, very - really, very - very tiny little nest of penis and testicles.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 0:40, closed)

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