Fantasists
Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
Eddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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I must have met a dozen people who've claimed they used to go tipping over cows when they were yoofs.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:32, 16 replies)
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:32, 16 replies)
I have a friend who swears that we went cow tipping together.
Idiot.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:47, closed)
Idiot.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:47, closed)
you expect us to believe that a dozen of the people you've met have bothered to talk to you?
^ fantasist ^
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:10, closed)
^ fantasist ^
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:10, closed)
if "tipping" is a euphemism for wanking in your part of the world...
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And that's why your parents wouldn't get you Hulk Hands for Christmas.
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I went tip cowing once.
Covered the local amenity in British Friesians, thereby baffling both the herds of cows, and of hard hatted workmen.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 11:39, closed)
Covered the local amenity in British Friesians, thereby baffling both the herds of cows, and of hard hatted workmen.
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i tried to go cow tipping once, we went to push the cow and it moved
and then it chased us and we ran like little girls
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:07, closed)
and then it chased us and we ran like little girls
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 12:07, closed)
Prezactly.
Prefuckingzactly. What the fuck sort of herbivore would just stand there and let little teenage predators try to push it over.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:33, closed)
Prefuckingzactly. What the fuck sort of herbivore would just stand there and let little teenage predators try to push it over.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 14:33, closed)
I tipped a cow
for its friendly and attentive service throughout the course of my meal.
( , Fri 6 Jun 2014, 20:40, closed)
for its friendly and attentive service throughout the course of my meal.
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