B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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If I Were In ChargeI'd make a law requiring all policemen to offer their helmets to women, who've been caught short, to piss in. Not because of any over-riding social need but simply because it would be funny as fuck....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:00,
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someone correct me if i'm wrong.....but i thought that there was an obscure by-law somewhere in the british legal system that states that pregnant women can indeed piss in those big police helmets.
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That's true.AND the copper has to put it back on his head afterwards, so that he gets all covered in pregnancy piss and it gushes over his head and dribbles all over his eyes and in his mouth and that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34,
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It'san urban legend. Can you really believe that parliament would take the time to debate and pass a law requiring this?
But I did borrow that legend and expand on it.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:45,
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Given some of the laws they have spent time and money debating and passingYes, totally.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:56,
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There may be precedent, but I doubt very much there is a lawThat is, somebody may have been prosecuted for urinating in public (and a passing rozzer might have tried to hide her modesty) but the defendant was found not guilty and therefore no crime was committed.
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Men should be able to piss in the policeman's pocket as well.(, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:08, closed)
We CanWe just have to be vewy, vewy careful not to be caught.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1568475/Ten-stupidest-laws-are-named.html
also
business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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I will donate £50 to a charity of your choiceIf you can track down the actual statute which states this nonsense is true. We
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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 20:08,
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