i have an almost photographic memory
and can memorise reams of things very quickly. it comes in very useful for lazy cunts like me when it's exam time.

unfortunately, it's also highly selective. whilst i can quote pages of useless things that i read years ago, can i remember the useful piece of law that i read yesterday? can i feck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:05, 33 replies)

Your talent is not having a photographic memory?
That must make my nan with alzheimers way more talented than you.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:06, closed)

it's having an extraordinarily good memory
but i didn't want to honda accord it up by saying "photographic" because it's not THAT good.

there must be loads of kids near you with easter eggs you can go piss in, go on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, closed)

'Be able to remember some stuff but not others' is not a talent.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)

"being able to memorise things very quickly and accurately" is
it's almost like you're really really bored and don't really care
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)

'I take notes' is not a talent either.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)

i don't take notes
that's for people who actually do work. i just memorise swathes of textbook.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:25, closed)

'I have successfully revised for an exam' doesn't really count either.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:28, closed)

how would you know?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)

There aren't any kids near him.
The order says 200 yards minimum.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)

sounds distinctly ordinary to me

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:30, closed)

look love, when i want your opinion, i'll write it in your wife's knickers
using your dad's spunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:14, closed)

yerr ... or you could claim a vaguely functional brain as a special gift on an interweb messageboard and see what happens
prolly easier since my wife is french and never wears knickers
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:24, closed)

the inventor of the french knicker must be turning in his grave

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:27, closed)

The entire output of the French nicker industry
is sold to repressed English housewives.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:35, closed)

I prefer my almost eidetic memory.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:15, closed)

I have a memory that's...what's that word?

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:43, closed)

The only one I can ever remember is
Donaghue Vs Stevenson 1932.

It's quite hard to shoehorn that into an application in rem for a maritime lien, but I'm pretty sure I've tried it.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:47, closed)

If you can't remember R v Brown,
you're doing law wrong.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:59, closed)

see also r-v-collins
man decides to rape someone
man climbs up ladder
he is naked except for his socks, which he left on for a quick getaway
drunken girl assumes he is her boyfriend
girl invites him in
they have sex
then she realises her mistake

did he trespass or was he invited in - ie was any part of him sticking over the windowsill before the invite? i love the bit where the judge said that the court did not propose to comment "and nor could it" about his decision to leave his socks on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:14, closed)

Note to self:
When organising next bank robbery, do not bother with getaway car, as getaway socks are apparently sufficient.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:22, closed)

:D

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:02, closed)

Arkell vs Pressdram
Classic
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:13, closed)

Used that once
Former employer was threatening to sue for breach of contract (their standard practice for anyone leaving and continuing to work in the same industry as we all have the same customers). I referred them to Arkell v. Pressdram, via their very expensive lawyers, and heard nothing further from them.
( SteamedCleaner, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 21:22, closed)

Sorry, I don't do criminal
that's for plebs.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:58, closed)

me neither
but our friend mr enzyme is correct: everyone remembers the buttock brander.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:12, closed)

Nor I.
I'm not even a lawyer: I'm screwed when my employer finds out.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:02, closed)

Suits!

(username failed moderation, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:06, closed)

I've got a memory like one of those things
You know, you use it to drain lettuce after you've washed it...it's got holes in...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:28, closed)

a woman

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:57, closed)

A
teapot?
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:02, closed)

Hey Hey Rachey!
How are you!

LOVED your post! Oh man, I've been there!

Anyhoo, just wanted to say...DON'T BAN ME!

No, not really! Just wanted to say hi and keep up the good work!

Rob x
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 15:24, closed)

a pornographic memory
^less useful but more entertaining, if combined with confabulation.
(squigbobble existed, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:47, closed)

i almost have a photographic memory
it just hasn't developed yet and I've not had it fixed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:06, closed)