I ignored my wife and child and set up an OKcupid account.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:30, 24 replies)

I hope, that whatever you did, you weren't daft enough to use the username as you do on any forums which are a reknowned for pisstaking.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:49, closed)

Sorry AB but it gets a bit tiresome when I have to explain it all the time.
Maybe WW has 5 min. spare to point out the irony?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:22, closed)

I haven't been paying attention, so
my understanding of all this doesn't really stretch beyond you joining a dating site whilst married.
Your unwillingness to explain yourself leads me to the inescapable conclusion that you really don't give a shit what I think, and that hurts.
You heartless bastard.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:34, closed)

Another 1 for the ignore pile.
On OkCupid I mean.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:29, closed)

I loved you, man.
I would have let you do me in the bumhole, and everything.
Still, your loss.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:30, closed)

I don't think that...
...someone who is not intending on cheating on their wife mocking someone who is trying to cheat on their wife even registers a nano-spoon on the Morrisette scale.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:08, closed)

Literal man is ummm...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:31, closed)

This is terrible bullying.
And by 'terrible' I mean 'piss poor'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:54, closed)

Coming from a Great Master like you
that gives me warm & fuzzies.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 22:59, closed)

Congratulations, you're the millionth person to tell the OKcupid joke on qotw
As your prize, you get to think up a new joke, which will then be used for the next million posts
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:13, closed)

How about one where he's
having a wank, and his mum brings him a cup of tea?
(username failed moderation, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:24, closed)

That would be, like, totally shed.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:30, closed)

my new joke is about leaving my Transformers out
And hilarious grumble involving ropy birds in Yoda masks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:00, closed)

I did fear that thinking might not be your strong suit
For future reference, posting copypasta from Monty isn't thinking up a new joke
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:09, closed)

I don't why we're taking the piss out of someone for having a 'women' fetish when we could be mocking them for an '80's toys' fetish.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:47, closed)

I got put off my 'sexy nurse' fetish :(


_{you ruiner}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:01, closed)

WOULD.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:13, closed)

Fucking hell, that's sick.

You're a Quo fan?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:19, closed)

I clicked "I like this!"

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:20, closed)

me too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:21, closed)

See
we do have things in common after all!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:23, closed)

unfortunately, yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:26, closed)

Wheeeeeeeee!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:27, closed)

I don't get it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 1:25, closed)