I was advised to bring my toys in.
Like an damned fool I left them out, and within minutes found myself up a tree in Finsbury Park, wearing little more than a pair of skiddy pants and a Yoda mask.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:15, 13 replies)

Meanwhile, somewhere in Arizona...

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:51, closed)

You don't seem that happy, for a 'Happy Phantom'.
Is there something I can help you with?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:38, closed)

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:34, closed)

That's better!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:43, closed)

Is this a bad time to mention that I'm not really a ghost?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:23, closed)

I just don't know what to believe any more!
You've turned my whole world upside down.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 8:39, closed)

an damned fool?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:52, closed)

It's like An Diamond I'm led to believe.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:12, closed)

I wish it was more like an hero

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 7:58, closed)

An historical hero?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:50, closed)

An horrific one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:39, closed)

Yes, that's right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:38, closed)

I'm assuming you had a DNA test to make sure she's yours

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:41, closed)