I've only got myself to blame
I have my ball sack pierced, the piercing itself is not too bad but every now and then, usually when I'm about to stand up, it gets caught. I don't know how it happens but it's quite painful.

A few years ago I pierced my foreskin to win a 5 pound bet. I used a safety pin, just pushed it through. I had to summon all of my strength and courage to push it through the second bit. It's the most pain I've ever inflicted on myself for money. I don't remember much blood, just pain.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 13:47, 12 replies)

How much money?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:11, closed)

How much money do you normally win from a 5 pound bet?

(ukraine space monkey, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:19, closed)

£3.50 after tax and National Insurance?

(fivetide, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:39, closed)

Ah! The old eye isn't what it once was.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:23, closed)

er indoors got her mimsy (CHP) pierced if i promised to clean the loos
the reality is this, despite what we had read IT REALLY FUCKING KNACKED and 4 months on, she still cleans the loos but has a very sparkly foo foo.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:45, closed)

I've never had anything peirced because I am too sensible/square
But what happens in airports? Do you get stopped when they crank the security level up? If you do, what do you say and are they used to it?

I got stopped last week becaused I had a 5p piece in my back pocket so it must register?
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:32, closed)

I've never been abroad so I'm not sure what would happen.
But genital piercings are quite common, I imagine there must be a standard (or not so standard) procedure.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:06, closed)

Take them out before flying, maybe. How have you never been abroad? That's the weirdest thing I've ever read on here.
(MayorBoris, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 7:30, closed)

I've never really felt the need.
Everything I can do in another country, I can do here. If I want to be hot, I put the heating on. If I want to eat strange foreign food, I get a kebab. I don't like being too hot or cold, I don't like clubbing or dance music and I no longer smoke weed, so there's not really any place I would enjoy.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:20, closed)

Shame. Someone who shoves a pin through their foreskin for a fiver would make a great ambassador for the nation.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 13:08, closed)

Pah. You call that a Piercing?
This is a piercing- www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFoctXxfs_A
(unclestinky, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:29, closed)

That's too much.

(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 12:21, closed)