Bin dun yet?
Man vs Polar Bear?

EDIT: Or, Rioters vs Polar Bears????
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The Rapture is coming and this time it's pissed off!
What if the rapture was true and we all had 1 year to go? how would advertising change if they knew that they had only 12 months till the end?
( Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Invent a children's TV show
Wombles, teletubbies, magic roundabout, clangers, button moon... it seems the key to a classic children's TV show is being a special kind of mental.

So, crack out the fuzzy felt, finger paints, fairy liquid bottles and crack pipe and invent some new characters for the next generation to adore, then later blame their mental health problems on.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

b3ta's 404 page:
How about running an image challenge to update b3ta's 404 page?
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

COMICS
The comic industry is not as booming as it was in its heyday. Bring back the good old days, or just completely destroy them.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

your paintings
the bbc have just uploaded 63 thousand paintings online. make some fine art lols with this commendable new resource of content.

www.bbc.co.uk/arts/yourpaintings/
( connor, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Safety Posters
Inspired by this:
twitpic.com/5wntuh/full
Create a realistic safety poster for the most absurd situation.
Bonus points for printing and placing your safety poster somewhere 'suitable' for the public to read
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Wizards* getting drunk
What would they get up to with their magic powers?

*Also acceptable are genies, witches, Jesus etc.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Inappropriate greeting cards.
Forget Fathers day and Mothers day, how about special days for terrorists, psychopaths, paedophiles, murderers or rapists.
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Ideograms on town name road signs for the illiterate.
Have fun with the likes of Bell End, Bummers Hill, Chorlton Cum Hardy, Badgers Mount, Piddlington, Croucher's Bottom, Thong....
( notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 22:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Food brands
Cereals named after movie characters, snacks after artists` names, fruit juices after greek tragedies, and so on. May contain Star Trek.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

beauty products with fake science
You've all seen adverts where the beauty product for an issue you never knew you had bolsters itself with astounding-sounding science FACT. Does it contain polypeptide micro-nutra-ceremideic acid capsules, or does it go to work on the DNA reproliferation enhancement process? Shop us up a product.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

If you had to design a wedding cake (or a wedding cake topper) for b3tans, what would it look like?
I may or may not be looking for inspiration...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Uses for the space shuttle
Now that NASA has pulled the plug on the shuttle what would it now be used for?
(Bosey, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)

what if fossils were actually what we really wanted to find...
I was watching Bill Oddie talking about fossils. When I had a mindflip. What if fossils were just stains and cracks that our mind interpreted as bits of lizards or shells.

So to prove this hypothesis there should be plenty of fossils that look like boobs, penises, cats playing keyboards or secure diversified pension portfolio's. Well is the evidence out there?
(porefluid, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Fairground rides gone wrong
from basic attractions like the 'Tax Dodgems' through to the more painful experiences such as a 1 trip only Pass to ride the 'Razorwire Rollercoaster' ("your neck must be this height in order to ride"). The rather colourful fairground signs and banners could make it quite a pleasing artistic challenge as well.
(CjR Mix, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:12, Reply)

Technology and Old People
My mother thinks the internet is magic. She rings me up on her cordless phone and her mobile phone (at the same time) and gets me round so I can type a text message on her phone, just in case she presses the wrong button and it gets lost in cyberspace and it never gets to my idiot brother who lives around the corner. She regularly fucks up the tv remote by pressing AV and she runs between the modem and my computer going "It's magic!".
(No, I'm not a model Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 0:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

New Rude Body Parts
Invent a new bit of anatomy, and illustrate it as if it's socially unacceptable to display or use it in public.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:55, Reply)

For an easy week
Give us your best woo, yay, houpla, spang and other similar response pics.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Dogs being sick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Tombstones that people deserve
like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
( rob, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Reverse Engineered TV shows
I caught Kirstie and Phil's Vacation Vacation Vacation the other day an couldn't help think that they started with 'what else could we have those two get up to that sounds like Location?'

So what other programmes could our TV channels dream up name first, who would appear and what would we expect to see?

BTW I'm reserving Kirstie's Lactation Lactation Lactation. ;)
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

why did the chicken cross the road?
get your mind juices flowing into the b3ta gravy train and show us what that damn poultry bastard was up to.
( arrangedletters, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:01, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SEAMS!!!!!
Stick your bestest seams pics, SEAMS SEAMS SEAMS
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

News that will not be reported now there is no more News of the World.
Plenty of room for creative ideas with celebrities/polititians or companies and their products, could be news old and new, and maybe even from the future! Or even just sh*t news.
(dwainpipe*, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Image challenge topic creating/choosing
Show us how the image challenges are created or chosen, as we all know they're not actually chosen using that poll thingy and that real people don't make any of the suggestions that we get to pick from.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Surely the obvious choice is
Shop Rupert Murdoch.

I back up my suggestion with this
www.b3ta.com/board/10476038
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Animals coping in "man's" world
'Shop animals who have evolved (physically and/or behaviorally) in order to survive and compete in "man's" world.
( LS18, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 6:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)