if all books suddenly had subtitles
we'd get Delia's Smith's "The Grapes of Wrath... 25 recipes to cure a hangover", "A Series of Unfortunate Events... the life and times of Maddie McCann", Andrew Strauss' "The Catcher in the Rye... anecdotes from the outfield", Werner von Braun's "I Aim For The Stars... but sometimes I hit London" and so on.

Photoshop some new book covers with biting wit and top punnage.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 7:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

paper bags

(herman:D, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Can we have a Shop The Disabled image compo this week please. And make it positive (or hilarious).
Tonight the Paralympics will start, right in the middle of the government actively fucking over hundreds of thousands of disabled people on benefits by putting them through tests to weed out those they believe are fit for work (when the majority clearly aren't), including telling a triple amputee he'd have to prove he was disabled and unfit for work: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189756/Triple-amputee-warned-lose-benefits-unless-prove-disabled.html?ITO=1490

And you can put me in with those statistics, I got a letter last week saying they're going to send me a questionaire and then probably call me in for an assessment. Things do not look good for me :(

Cameron = bastard.
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

put current events into videogames
inspired by Herman:D's suburban lions on the prowl in Paperboy
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 8:07, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If a spanish granny... was given the opportunity to renovate any piece of our art history.

(Kitsunov, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Nifty Thrifty
Go to a charity shop (or similar), buy something, and add your own personal touch. Paintings, crockery, whatever. Go mental.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:51, Reply)

The best bits of the bible
Love it or hate it the Bible has some quite entertaining characters, stories and instructions. Depict them however you like; cartoon strips, animations, news reports, etc. You know the drill.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Goriest deaths imaginable.
I'm sure b3ta could outdo any of the horror film offerings.
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Fictional travel brochure adverts.
Pretty sure I could have worded that better but I'm hungover...

Using the magical powers of Photoshop, show us how Craggy Island, Tatooine, Airstrip One or some other fictional land sells itself to tourists.
( greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 22:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Make animals sexy
Sorry, make animals sexiER
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what will poo of the future look like ?
I guess this won't get chosen because of all the scat images that will flood the board. But if it does I will enjoy saying "This week's image challenge is shit !"
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:36, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

comic book characters
let's celebrate the great British comic books and characters from yesteryear.

it's an open challenge with plenty to choose from
p.s save the dandy!
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Perfume
Every model gets a chance to create their own scent - but what would other celebrities' perfumes be like? 'Fluff' by Bo-Jo? 'Misery' by Morrissey? 'Betrayal' by Clegg?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)

flo, the soulless cunt, from progresive insurance
b3ta.com/links/Youre_just_money_in_the_bank
for some possible source material
https://www.facebook.com/flotheprogressivegirl#!/flotheprogressivegirl
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Greenhouses.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Cows.
They're funny-looking creatures and if that's good enough for Gary Larson to base a career on, then it's good enough for b3ta.


( Lord Gnome, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Topicalol Horror films
"The Olympics cannibal holocaust", "London Chainsaw Mayor Massacre", "Creatures from beyond the Hadron Collider", "It came from Mars when we sent that car thing".
Draw the poster, show us a key scene or film the whole thing in your back garden and post it on links.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Mister Men
What do they get up to in their spare time, when they're not acting out their simplistic eponymous activities? What does Mr Dizzy get up to when he's not being asked deep philosophical questions by pigs? What does Mr. Happy think about during the long dark tea-time of the soul? Show us the secret life of the Mister Men.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Mister Men
What if we were invaded by Mister Men from an alternate, evil dimension? What would they look like? What would their characteristics be? What darkly sinister shenaningans would they be involved in?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Mister Men
What if your favourite Mister Man had somehow 'Quantum Leaped' into a different Mister Man? How would that have changed the story? Could Mister Bounce have solved the problem of buying some meat for Mister Noisy? Could Mister Rush have cheered up all the sick animals in the zoo in Mr Funny's place?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Mister Men
With their panoply of archetypal behaviours and characteristics, they'd be perfect fodder for motivational/demotivational posters. Show us what they'd look like.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Mister Men
Take a Mister Man, add/subtract/change one letter of his name and show us the hilarious consequences! What would Mr. Tackle get up to? How about Mr String?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Mister Men
With their low-poly aesthetic they are perfect for gaming characters. Which Mister Man should have been in Metal Gear Solid instead of Snake? Which Mister Man should have clambered up the ladders, dodging barrels to rescue the princess from Donkey Kong? Which Mister Man should have fought his way through 20 chaotic, oxygen-deprived chambers to the tune of 'In The Hall of the Mountain King'?

Fire up Photoshop and show us.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Mister Men
One-Word Challenge - MISTER MEN!
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Mister Men
If Mister Men existed, would they really be out and about meeting talking worms and ironically opposite Mister Men? Of course not. Show us how they'd heroically save/accidentally destroy the world in their crudely-drawn, brightly-coloured bumbling ignorance.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Mister Men
Show us what famous and influential events in history might have looked like if it had been Mister Men involved instead of normal people.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Mister Men
What would huge-budget Hollywood blockbuster movies look like if they cast Mister Men instead of human actors?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Mister Men
Pick a Mister Man - show us what you'd look like/do/get imprisoned for if you had that Mister Man's powers.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Summer Holiday
Look out, Cliff!
(seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Where are they now?
Take a celebrity that we've not seen for years and show us what they're up to now. Is Anneka Rice in the dole queue since the bottom fell out of the building market, have Milli Vanilli gone into business with that little Chinese girl to give miming lessons?

It'll be like one of those annoying ITV2 programs that tell us what has happened to minor celebrities, but with more appropriate outcomes.
( Muns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)