Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Double EntendreLast week I had a conversdation with my girlfriend on the differences on a double entendre and a sexual innuendo. She was still unsure about it and asked me to give her an example of a double entendre.
So I gave her one.
Be kind, first post.
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without meaning to be overly harsh and criticalfor your first post it might have been better not to post something that has been on here at least 5 times already this week
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Festivipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:13,
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that is really quite brilliant...why didn't i think of that !
"So I gave her one"
my oh my - what a hoot!
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FlameJust try using original anecdotes and you'll be fine my friend.
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*sigh*You only get one first post, y'know.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:02,
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Your coatLet me get it for you.
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Not feeling quite so big now, eh Tom?Nevermind. You'll get the hang of it. As the actress said to the bishop.
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You're all so mean!Leave him alone!
*stands in front of Big Tom, brandishing a knife and a goat covered in baby oil*
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 12:26,
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