So we're onto Nicknames now, then?
The best ones are the most simplistic..
Picture St Henry's School for boys, an independant scholastic institution in the Somerset countryside. The year is 1986, Lunar Jim is a 3rd year senior, and is in Chemisty class with Gary Herbert.
Gary is challenged facially to say the least. His eyes look off in different directions, and the glasses which cover them are so monstrously thick that you wonder whether light takes weeks to penetrate them. His mouth almost houses an array of comically buck-teeth, and his overbite is so big, it puts his gargantuan adams-apple in constant shadow, and gives the appearance that he has no chin, which he didnt.
Top this off with the fact that he walked slightly stooped and always seemed to position his arms straight down in front of him, and you have the whole picture.
It was this whole ensemble which earned him the nickname "Dork", which summed him up appropriately.

The nickname stuck until Red Dwarf ran the Dwayne Dibley character and then he was rechristened Dwayne.

At a recent school reunion, he turned up with his wife and 2 kids, all of whom had buck teeth and thick glasses. He, being the head of the family was the only one allowed to have no chin and an adams apple that made him look as though he was trying to swallow a tennis ball.
(Vic Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 12:15, Reply)