Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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This Irish guy asked me to prove my worth by building a small wall.He didn't like it so I headbutted him and kicked it over.
Didn't get the job after that.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:37,
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haha?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:15,
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it was a small wall joke
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:48,
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don't give up the day job m8(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 0:05,
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No, you're right, I should have just told some shit story about making drum noises in school.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 8:55,
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ha-ha quimception!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:41,
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Or I could have bored everyone to death with a rambling story about the software suite deployed at my previous place of employment (a multinational Fast Moving Consumer Goods manufacturer) and how it interacted with various aspects of the manufacturing process - but I wouldn't want to be a monochrome dullard who routinely mistakes unbearably mundane pabulum for interesting anecdotes.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 24 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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Yosser...?
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