Jesus Christ Alfeckinmighty
Talk about kids!

Davros' Granddad has just come home with a huge box (oo-er).

"What's in the box dear?"

"Well, I had a really shitty morning at work, so went to the Metrocentre at lunchtime."

"What's in the box Davros?"

"I did remember to get the hair clippers..."

"What's in the fucking box Davs?"

"Wasn't so successful with the fish tank light though..."

"WHAT IS IN THE CUNTING BOX DG?????"




He's only gone and bought *another* fucking dalek. Only had 27 before.

"But, darling, it was a bargain! £20 off..."


*sighs and shakes head, simultaneously*

At least he brought wine home too. Otherwise I'd have cunted him in the fuck. Bless him.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:39, 13 replies)

You have what is known in the trade.....
as a good un!

If Daleks are the only thing you have to worry about then your blessed.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:44, closed)

Perhaps...
But then any toy can be made into an adult toy... Location, location, location
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:46, closed)

@BGB
Aw, bless you. You are right though - he is a goodun.
Apparently I am *lucky* because he only bought the one - there are 3 other colour variants of this particularly exciting model (something to do with Peter Cushing).

He's *getting it out* as I type, and drooling over the *shiny golden knobs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:53, closed)

Haha
Sounds all too familiar, was out today and strolled through Woolies to - *ahem* - check out their Transformers display. Thankfully it was disappointing, else I might be unwrapping my own little piece of plastic joy right now.

Eh, that just sounds wrong. Sorry.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:57, closed)

*click*
for the young-at-heart DG - and you for not braining him with it!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:13, closed)

You pair
are ace!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:29, closed)

There's no point in being a grown up if you can't be childish sometimes...
As Tom Baker once said in an old Doctor Who...

It was a treat! I skive off hard on B3ta five days a week, and up until I got paid on Tuesday we've been paying off debt because the council fucked up and didn't sort out the council tax when I moved in, nor inform the water board when we bought the place like they were supposed to. So we've had little, if no, disposable income since Christmas. Plus it's cost a fortune to get the sweary one's driving licence back.

He's lovely though - black and shiny (but not in an Ainsley Harriott way) with gold knobs. And best of all, he's REMOTE CON-FUCKING-TROLLED!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 19:39, closed)

Bless DG
He's just asked me how to drive the washing machine. He has A LOAD IN ready to go. Maybe he should buy more toys after all....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:35, closed)

Can I just point out that I do know how to drive a washing machine
I've just never used this one before. Despite us having it for over a year.

What I really asked her was "what hole do I put the liquid in"?

Because there's a choice of two, you see...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 11:48, closed)

You just had to, didn't you?
"Which hole to put the liquid in....."

Ooerr.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:02, closed)

^ Yep
Couldn't resist.

Being with the sweary one for 5 years has obviously rubbed off on me...





There I go again...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:44, closed)

^ rubbed off
hoot woop snik gnuf :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:35, closed)

Aww...
Bless the pair of you!

[holds nose, exclaims "Ex-ter-min-ate!" and clicks]
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 21 Apr 2008, 14:48, closed)