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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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That I was a qualified teacher
and that I had finished Uni and had all the docs. Went on for about 4 years until their insistence that I provide the docs and proof if I wanted to renew my contract for the next year became more than just an email every few months. It was in a foreign country and it was an international school run by Yanks. They needed someone at the time and I just kept my head under the radar for long enough but a change of regime meant paperwork was being updated and the school was applying for approved status. It was nice while it lasted. Wouldn't teach back in the UK though. Kids are horrible little cunts.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:40, 5 replies)
An epic ruse,
So hows the paedophilia nowadays?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 22:50, closed)
Paedo

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:12, closed)
I just came to check the replies to make sure that someone was calling you a nonce
I see this has already happened. As you were.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 23:19, closed)
don't listen to the those others
As someone who also likes to fuck kids, I feel empathy for the experiences of a fellow rock spider
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 2:45, closed)
I had to google the term 'rock spider'
And subsequently laughed my arse off at the reasoning :)
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, closed)

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