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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Lottery win
About 6 or 7 years ago, my partner and I decided to pull the old lottery win April Fool on my step daughters. Not thinking for one minute that any of them would be daft enough to fall for it.

This basically involved Mrs Bort reading the numbers from our computer screen, whilst I call on all my Am dram experience to embellish the lie with some excitement along the way. Once all the numbers had been read out, we jigged around the house whooping with delight and watching in amusement as 3 of the 4 daughters saw straight through the ruse, and asked us to go back to bed. The one remaining daughter, the eldest ironically, believed every word of it.

As a bit of background to this I should say that the elder 2 girls lost their father when they were 6 and 7 respectively. His death had affected them both terribly at the time, but in the intervening ten years or so, careful work by their mum had put them back on track.

Maybe it was a lingering rawness that had made the eldest burst in to tears and exclaim aloud that at last things were going right for us for a change. Her sobs and the period spent hugging her mum made me feel like the biggest tool in the box, and although her mum had been a willing accomplice to the gag, i knew that it would be up to me to extinguish these flames.

Luckily she took it well, or at least she seemed to, but I will never do anything like it again.

Length - around 10 minutes all told, not traditionally long, but put into context, a fucking lifetime.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:06, 7 replies)
This

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, closed)
A click...
...for this weeks winner.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:03, closed)
If anything could possibly go wrong in a prank like that
it couldnt be much worse than this.

click
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:15, closed)
It could
only be that, no?

It's a real cringer.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:21, closed)
Careful work by their mum
or, more plausibly, the fact that people can, and almost always do, get over that sort of thing quite straightforwardly.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, closed)
Yes of course
They can, but The eldest was particularly hard hit, and their mum did do some great work with her. She's still not entirely ok, but that isn't really the main thrust of the story anyway.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:14, closed)
Ouch!
*click*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:05, closed)

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