Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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A foolish pub landlord...Posted a sign in the toilets, instructing all patrons to abstain from stealing items from the wash rooms. It was a nicely laminated job, printed upon fawn-coloured paper and decorated with tastefully lurid pink highlighter pen. Quite sadly, the font was an uninspired Courier New rather than the more arty and trendy Comic Sans, but you can't have everything.
Once I had sufficiently enhanced my bravery with alcohol, I took it upon myself to steal the 'no stealing' sign. It now decorates my own WC and is the pride of my home.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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Yes, but it's now 15.6% less shitbecause of my sign :)
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:44,
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An excellent step up the ladder out of the shitter.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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You're just jealous Shambles.Just cause you're sick of people pointing and staring when you crawl out of your box to take a shit in the gutter.
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Comic Sans? What's wrong with you?
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