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I like this, however
what does 4-6am count as in the summer?
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
what does 4-6am count as in the summer?
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Light = it's day.
This is how my system works, anyway.
How's the nipper?
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is how my system works, anyway.
How's the nipper?
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Brilliant, she is so engaging and just hugely smiley and giggly
although she may be teething, her little cheeks are a bit red at the moment, but she does l;ook chritmassy!
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)
although she may be teething, her little cheeks are a bit red at the moment, but she does l;ook chritmassy!
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)
You should make things easier for her
get a scalpel and cut her gums off, cuts down on long term discomfort.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)
get a scalpel and cut her gums off, cuts down on long term discomfort.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)
shut up mungo, your jsut the latest murder-suicide family waiting to ahppen
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is how we feel about you.
If only old Ma Monkeysex had followed this advice back in the day.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)
If only old Ma Monkeysex had followed this advice back in the day.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Having not seen her for a week, I can begin to see how you feel not seeing Len everyday : (
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)
It does my fucking lid in.
Although my mother claims the experience has taught me patience - not traditionally one of my strong suits, if you can believe that.
I just have to try not to think about it or I'll go mad. I'll see her for a bit on Weds night and then not at all until next fucking year.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Although my mother claims the experience has taught me patience - not traditionally one of my strong suits, if you can believe that.
I just have to try not to think about it or I'll go mad. I'll see her for a bit on Weds night and then not at all until next fucking year.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Without wishing to wind you up, that sucks massive donkey balls
Hopefully Lusty can fill in with Christmas cheer instead
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Hopefully Lusty can fill in with Christmas cheer instead
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Without wishing to be even more of a moaning old cunt
her job means I'll barely see her over Xmas either.
Bah fucking humbug.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)
her job means I'll barely see her over Xmas either.
Bah fucking humbug.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Well, look at it positively
I'm sure you can put the time you'll be spending alone to good use by planning what nice things you can do with them when you see them both again. I'm fairly sure the Christmas you'll plan will kick seven bells out of whatever godawful plebeian nonsense her mother has planned.
/treehuggingnonsense.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I'm sure you can put the time you'll be spending alone to good use by planning what nice things you can do with them when you see them both again. I'm fairly sure the Christmas you'll plan will kick seven bells out of whatever godawful plebeian nonsense her mother has planned.
/treehuggingnonsense.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)
I am desperate to get her to the Peter Pan park in Kensington
which has a top-notch pirate ship* there according to my pal. It's the only thing I've been able to think of that her mother has not already done with her so I'm rather excited about this.
*She is very into pirates for some reason
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)
which has a top-notch pirate ship* there according to my pal. It's the only thing I've been able to think of that her mother has not already done with her so I'm rather excited about this.
*She is very into pirates for some reason
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)
He does not.
It’s a reference to a hilarious night out we once had, which resulting in young Jim here having an excruciating ‘excuse me, that’s not funny ACTUALLY because I have Parkinson’s ACTUALLY’ moment – which he expertly defused by starting a Jew-off with one of her mates.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)
It’s a reference to a hilarious night out we once had, which resulting in young Jim here having an excruciating ‘excuse me, that’s not funny ACTUALLY because I have Parkinson’s ACTUALLY’ moment – which he expertly defused by starting a Jew-off with one of her mates.
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Hang on, those are epilepsy jokes aren't they?
He should have said 'you look really foxy. As in Michael J. LOL!!!!!!'
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)
He should have said 'you look really foxy. As in Michael J. LOL!!!!!!'
( , Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)
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