I can't say that to him.
His wife has a PhD and he's cunningly found out that I live in Cambridge and work as a consultant. Two facts that I have hidden in plain sight for the last fourteen years. He's got me TRAPPED, PC. Trapped like a bear in a trap.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Like Colonel Abrahams.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Earworming bastard.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I was in Cambrige on Sunday, went to Cafe Rouge it was good,
I would have preferred to go to Che Gerrade next door, but her choice innit and she wanted some chicken baguette thing.

Were you commenting on Wired yesterday, on the lab multicellular thingy?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Probably.
I have a weakness for poking creationists on Wired. It's an utterly utterly pointless sport. I might as well try to tell the Daily Mail that political correctness hasn't gorn maaaad.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

My sig is from a Daily mail comment about the Diane Abbot story.
Fucking people on the internet eh? How do they work.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Also best comment trolling I've seen on the mail.
Read the worst rated comment here.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074316/Banks-ease-restrictions-mortgage-prisoners-caught-negative-equity.html?ITO=google_news_rss_feed&google_editors_picks=true
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

What a bollocks article.
Banks are being asked to lend to those with negative equity so they can move to more expensive homes?

What is the world coming to?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm think it's to do with some two word phrase which has GONE MAD!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
The Darkies hate that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Is it me?
Or is Dianne Abbott hot for a 58 year old?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

You really need to be getting shagged more often Stunned.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

SHE IS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

She'd ruin you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah, with being a whitey an' all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Bouncey, bouncey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

If you could imagine
That I have made a hugely witty comment about dividing her legs.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I refer you to my point in the previous thread
about changing perspectives on what is attractive as you get older.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

It's all about the MILF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Have you noticed how MILFs are getting younger these days though?
I was round at a mate's house a couple of months back and someone referred to a character in Eastenders as a MILF (turn the TV off when you have guests, you oafs!) - I questioned his definition saying "Surely she is younger than me?". A quick google search later revealed that she was indeed younger than me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

It's all about the GILFs now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

One of the lads in work likes the older ones
We call them ZILFs (Zombies I'd Like to Fuck)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)