I'm a frayed knot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

leave the internet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

NO, I WILL NOT SEE ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP GO TO WASTE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I'm sorry, man. I didn't know. Tangles, I retract the bit about you leaving the internet

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i won't see another family go to wreck and ruin

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

rack and ruin
someone was totally lying about his "B" in english (which is still shit anyway)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i think my literature score was higher than the language one
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

if you didn't get 2 A*'s
and then an A at A-Level (where your mark was so high that your paper was used as the perfect sample to be circulated to markers) and then a degree and then a masters from oxford.... frankly, i'm just not interested.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Did you also get a special door that allows your massive heed through?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)

When did you turn Scots you weird German Jew?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Here he is. Sicknote.
At work today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Nein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Oh dear. Feeling any better?
The Mrs is threatening to cook tomorrow. I don't want to kick a man when he's down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Much improved today, thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Your missus' chilli was fucking lovely.
HER FOOD'S NOT BAD EITHER!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Any news on the 18th?
Fancy lunch/dinner?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I'm sorry I've not double* checked re kid
*single

I'm v keen though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

She's threatening Singapore Beef tomorrow.
And some butterfly prawn starter. Washed down with a 2011 vintage Stella Artois.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Sounds horrible... I feel so bad for
you, having someone want to cook for you... :'(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

It's simply ghastly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Urgh. Fuck that shit.
Emergency Peperami in the sock it is then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'll slap the bitch and set her straight

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

She just won't learn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

A*'s?
GAY STARS MORE LIKE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)

So, in the same way that a 2:2 is a Desmond
An A* is a Barrymore?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)