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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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An evening thread?
It is evening but still light which is a sign of me spending more time in my garden soon. Hurrah!

Anything to add? Add it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand.



You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)
Pike was the best captain

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Once I become World Tyrant
You're going to be facing the firing squad right next to Plum Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, Reply)
I knew that would enrage you
if I ever ended up at a Star Trek convention it's all I'd go on about, chicks would dig my encyclopedic knowledge of trekkism
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:46, Reply)
You're wrong, anyway. Sisko's the best captain.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
han shot first

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:53, Reply)
And if you wank me I will shoot off in your hand
As we used to sing in 1982.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, Reply)
I shot off in someone's hand once. Not in 1982, though.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)

boobs
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I'm tired.
Nothing else to add at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I'm pissed.
Nothing new there, eh? Been at a funeral this afternoon for someone who went far too young.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:50, Reply)
RIP B69
the drink driving got him in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
No, Rory
A former colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:55, Reply)
well it would be kind of awkward if you were still working with him now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)

gary glitter?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Evening chaps and chappesses
I had a phone interview this afternoon, technical questions. Did quite well. Mysteriously don't have the shits any more. Dunno what I was nervous about, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Is this the London gig?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Yeah
Still don't know if I 100% want it, but I shall keep going until they shoot me down or offer me shitloads of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I'd snap their hand off for that kind of money, even if it did mean living in London.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)
That would be a win for London as a whole, providing misses and co can re rather than co locate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)
You're too kind, Gonz. Too kind.
I would, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
I'm sure he meant me, DG.
To be honest, it's a classic - my job here is secure, good pension, good chance the office will be moving to be 10 minutes walk away - safe and comfortable and stagnating.
London job is way more cash, new and interesting, lots to see and do, make new friends, etc etc.

New and exciting or tried and tested???
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Well in my case I'd take the new and exciting.
Because, frankly, I don't have any other option. But job security is a massive draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I feel wiggidy wack. I've gone to bed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:53, Reply)
So no "music" links from you tonight then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)
If you insist...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAF5ybVtxI
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)
My word this song is pure smoothness.
Guaranteed to at least get a foot tap out of every single one of you; youtu.be/im2UWCon7wg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Barry...
That's well bent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It's smooth as you like
I've also fallen in love with this gem today; youtu.be/QlrcgokIOjA
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Now I'm struggling here
I've met Barry and I've met Dozer - they're different people and I can vouch for that.

But they both post shite music.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)
I would never post anything as bent as that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Well,
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)
No, you are Woodside and you live somewhere down Spen
I've met you as well.

What a sociable chap I am.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)
She wears denim wherever she goes,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMQk42pTL0
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)
I don't need to click the link to recognise that one...
I saw the fannies not long after this album came out.
Great gig.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:17, Reply)
lol you saw fannies
I saw them and DJ Shadow supporting Radiohead in 97/98.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)
Odd mix
I've never really been bothered by Radiohead.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)
That's because Radiohead are boringzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)
Without wishing to sound like Dozer
Radiohead is all late Stooges.

Hey look at me and my references.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)
DJ Shadow was one of the biggest influences on OK Computer.
The beats on Airbag are proper Shadow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)
DJ Shadow and Radiohead are both brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Shadow's early work was superb, but he's been gash for the last ten years.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
this is also true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Nothing to add
except that tv is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Evening Amberl.
How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)
Not bad thanks Jeff
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Tired.
But good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Glad to hear it
why tired?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Working too hard
I need a break.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Being at home watching shitty telly
is definitely better than being work. I lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Any you always will.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I am not happy to win this one
swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
By the time you get here, I'll be finished.
But I tell you what, let's sort something out for two weeks today, as that's when I'll next be working late again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Kill your television

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
DYAAKY

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
I don't watch it much
Unless Cricket is on.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Radio 4 LW is for cricket.
Not that I follow it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
5 Sx these days
I am an obsessive.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Listening to David Holmes' Essential Mix.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
What a coincidence
I'm watching John Holmes' essential jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Take it you're a fan of pina coladas then!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
And taking walks in the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I have been informed that the line is
"and getting caught in the rain"

I'm not sure they are right
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I don't have a garden you inconsiderate bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)
If you like Northern Soul...
soundcloud.com/djmixes/david-holmes-essential-mix-of-the-year-1997
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
i don't like northern soul what else can you recommend?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
Bumming.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
WHOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Just what you like to receive on an evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
I have this obsessive thing
That when I'm drunk I have to be totally correct in grammar and syntax.

I'm very drunk, just said goodbye to an old friend today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Did you say bye bye or proper goodbye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
A tip to the head
As he went through the curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
oh sorry 'bout that mate never nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
48 - that's five years older than me
Lived a fit life too. I'm doing too many too young funerals at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)
I did two of my friends fathers funerals in 2 weeks
cancer and suicide, both were in their 60's, the week after one of the sons got married and his father (cancer) was supposed to have taken the service, bitter sweet it was.

EDITED to avoid buggery of dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Ugh.
I'm all funeralled out. Two in the last two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:46, Reply)
put that David Holmes mix on dude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
The hairy bikers are fucking cunts
just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I'm back!
I'm sure you all missed me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Hi cavy have you been larping or steampunking tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
nope
archery
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
/?did yuo get a bullseye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Got some golds
no x's, but my groupings are better. Broke a flight on an arrow though :( down to 4 now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
grouping is important I know this from shooting
how much is it to replace an arrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
4 or 5 quid I think
I might just try and replace the flight with the one on the bent arrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I have very little to say
except that I have had such a monstrously shit two days that I have gotten home and drunk half a bottle of wine. The last time I drank at home, alone, midweek, was on my 21st birthday. That was nearly six years ago.
(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I'm drinking alone! Whoop!
Why so sad Berka?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Work mainly.

(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
tell uncle nakers all about it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Urgh, the detail really isn't worth it.
ridiculous amounts of busy, stress and cuntitude more or less sums it up.
(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
sounds like work
if it's any consolation I have to go to Croydon tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Not massively
you have my commiserations though.
(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
with my pink shirt, brogues and cock a snook attitude
I doubt I'll make it back alive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)
yeah no one on here would EVER
drink alone midweek...

So, what you gonna do to make the rest of the week less shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)
I will start by finshing this bottle of wine, probably
after that I'm all out of ideas.
(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I reckon chocolate cake
the bakery people at work sent an email round today advertising Guiness and Chocolate cake. It took a lot of strength not to go get some
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Oh I've made that before
chocolate and Guinness cupcakes with white chocolate and Baileys frosting. They were bloody good.
(berk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
*drools*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Evening?
Again? Already?

I have nothing else to add.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
thanks for coming

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
You know you're old when the days speed up into a blur.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
old...or bored?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
a little of one...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Oh :(
everyone went away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

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