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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Monts, is the reason why you hate zombies so much
Is that the shambling reanimated dead have aged better than you?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Is that the shambling reanimated dead have aged better than you?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
No.
It's because they remind me of the time I kept your gran as a sex-slave, bummed her to death and then trepanned her skull with a hammer and literally fucked her brains out over a period of four months, with my stinking, suppurating cock. They eventually found what was left of her melted onto a radiator. Your folks told you she died in her sleep to spare you the trauma. Sozzers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
It's because they remind me of the time I kept your gran as a sex-slave, bummed her to death and then trepanned her skull with a hammer and literally fucked her brains out over a period of four months, with my stinking, suppurating cock. They eventually found what was left of her melted onto a radiator. Your folks told you she died in her sleep to spare you the trauma. Sozzers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, Reply)
His gran seemed to enjoy it.
Well, she stopped complaining after a bit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Well, she stopped complaining after a bit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)
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