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Sorry chompy, I really don't give a shit and there is nothing interesting there or genreal chit-chat.I'm having a day off today because I'm beyond shattered from the hospital stuff yesterday, spent most of this morning schluffing on the couch. Now I'm hungry so am making a McJew, which is a bagel filled with crispy salt beef, a potato ludka (think hash brown), english mustard and stoke's ketchup (amAAAzing).
I'm looking forward to this weekend, gonna take it easy but also go to a party on saturday.
Just put on a flick called Hugo, I remember wanting to see it at the pictures, I've forgotten what its about though.
So, what's your lunch/weekend/entertainment/etc plans?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:23,
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I hope it's one of those bagels from the New York Bagel Company. They're the BEST.
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Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28,
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It is =((((((((My local supply of REAL bagels has turned shit, they changed bakerys or something, they're fucking awful now =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:40,
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Brick Lane can't be topped in my limited experience.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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Yeah' man, totally agree.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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You make sure you fight for your right(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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I sure will.In fact, I will stand together with those who choose to party.
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Lunch is a spicy tomato BBQ pork...thing I made last nightVery tasty.
Quiet weekend for me, am out on Saturday, but that's all I know. Next week should be good though, payday, at a gig, and seeing old friends.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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A good ham sandwich on tiger bread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:35,
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It was indeedI have no ham nor tiger bread now though so a Sainsburys visit is on the cards
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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You know what the shittest type of ham is?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:40,
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Oh, tell me more about the bbq pork thing ! (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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Got some pork in a BBQ sauce from my local supplierSoftened a couple of onions and peppers, then added the pork, poured water into the pork tray to get the rest of the juices out, then added that to the pan, letting it boil down.
Added some tomato puree to thicken it a little, then added jerk seasoning, paprika, chilli flakes, cayenne pepper, and ginger, before adding some passata, mixing it all together, and left it to simmer for about 10 mins, before adding a bit more seasoning, serve with rice, very very tasty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Sounds good !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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No plans this weekend,I'm poor from Malaysia and I don't get paid until Wednesday.
I started playing Dead Rising 2 again the other day, so I'll probably get back into that, I liked it but never finished it.
Lunch plan is chicken drumsticks and some dauphinoise potatoes left over from last night.
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Dauphnoise potato is fucking excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:36,
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Record night on FridaySuffering on Saturday.
Plus some childcare and other domestic duties.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:41,
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what happened to that sauce you were in love with, have you gone off it?no lunch because i am having dinner with a LOVELY b3tan tonight, then off up north tomorrow for a weekend at home. including bridesmaid dress shopping, cinema, half marathon (watching, i'm not THAT dumb), night out in manchester etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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you're seeing barry aren't you?i heard the rumours
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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better than what i heardso yeah sure why not?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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so what exactly had you heard?Afterwards I am filming for Maroon 5's next video.
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She heard you are a massive Helmand.She may have heard this from me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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I'm officially breaking up with you now. Online.My dad will drive me over later to collect my internet furniture and give you your key back. I'm tired of you holding back my dreams.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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My supplies of HP Guiness Sauce has run dry, you can't get it in enfield.Ma' is gonna pick me some up with her regular chop in ASDA though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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i saw it in waitrose if you're ever in kensington, i'll get you some
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Maybe if I had a good reason to go, WINK.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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Do you cook your own salt beef?We've got a slow cooker now and I wondered if we could cook it in there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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I had some amazing salt cod with matchstick potatoat a Portugese restaurant in London a while ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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Faith No More's follow up single....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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Monts, is the reason why you hate zombies so muchIs that the shambling reanimated dead have aged better than you?
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No.It's because they remind me of the time I kept your gran as a sex-slave, bummed her to death and then trepanned her skull with a hammer and literally fucked her brains out over a period of four months, with my stinking, suppurating cock. They eventually found what was left of her melted onto a radiator. Your folks told you she died in her sleep to spare you the trauma. Sozzers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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Silly plumdozerMonty's home video is not porno
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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His gran seemed to enjoy it.Well, she stopped complaining after a bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:00,
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Youssou N'Dour's somewhat condensed etc etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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Here you gowww.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2010/nov/03/how-to-brine-a-brisket
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I'll brine your fucking brisket in a minute, sunshine(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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Slow cookers are awesome.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:50,
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THIS^I need to use ours more often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:51,
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We use ours regularly.Beef in beer done in a slow cooker is divine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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This is a good oneBeef seems to work really well in them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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It does. Tender as fuck.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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*sigh*Blur's less successful follow up. Etc, etc, deletion, dozercide.
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Please gaz ye detayles.Thankynge you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Righto.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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With Slow cookers it's not really hard to make most stewsbeef + beer + veg
Top tip for you, you hardly loose any water in a slow cooker so it's worth frying the meat in butter and flour before you put the stuff in the slow cooker to thicken the sauce.
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Good tips, very gratefully received.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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I hate it when I loose water into my slow cookerMakes the beef taste like piss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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Ma' made it, and I froze a few portions, this is my last one.I'll tell you what though it ain't cheap.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:56,
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Oh well.Can you make salf beef out of Kwik-Save Economy Burgers? And salt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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Haha, if only.Ma' brought a 4kg salted brisket that came to £50, and by the end probably got about 2kgs worth as the it reduces. I think she got like 10 servings out of it.
The butcher is the one to salt it, hang it, and do all that, then you boil it up with carrot, onion and a few others bits that I can't remember.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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It's not just in France where things have been going offProbably the most earth-shattering, action-packed roller-coaster ride of a news story you'll read all day. Batten down the hatches and hold on to your hats:
www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/Hertfordshire/Police-called-to-suspicious-behaviour-in-Hertford-30012012.htm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:48,
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hahahaha!Thank fuck for that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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We've got one of those but they want us to call crimestopperswww.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/9603047.Suspicious_man_Camborne_Truro/
Maybe he was cold?
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Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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+Brown, on his vinegar strokes, hanging out of the back of Sarah, whilst wearing only cowboy boots and a hatYou sick cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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What kind of hat?Quickly, I'm nearly there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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A sombrero emblazoned with Gordon's Mighty Budget(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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*goes off like a spunky firework*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Katy Perry's less successful follow up single...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:25,
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Pervert Mechanics built him a robot bodyafter he was left quadrospazzed and on a life glug.
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Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Fuck me, I almost lost my shit halfway through that article.I've had enough emotional trauma for one week. Thank God for the happy ending.
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Kroney, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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im going to have a bagel with veggie cream cheesethen watch last season finale of game of thrones, this saturday I will be working all day and I have a meeting on sunday so I won't be doing much
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55,
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I'm loving game of throwns, watching it right now.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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the borgais is pretty good too, I love overly sexualized period dramas(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Or 'Game of Crohn's'.*legs it*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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Very goodI've heard it is shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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+ leaving trail of shit all along Kilburn High Road so you can find your way home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Nah' man, don't leg it, you walk very slowly, otherwise it'll drip down your leg.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Doing an assignment for the rest of the day.Hopefully I'll finish before the weather gets shit so I can go for a walk by the river, otherwise I'll be stuck indoors all day. Tomorrow more work, same Saturday and same Sunday. Then I'm fucking off home Monday, I'd stab a baby for it to be Monday now.
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I know I've said this, but I can't work it out and have forgotten.You live in london but you uni in newcastle or soemthing like that?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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You're thinking of Barry from Byker Grove(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Why didn't you go to a london uni?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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I'm going to a wedding where I'm going to get MEGA LASHED with the boysHUZZAHH!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:13,
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Whoa dude.I can hear the WAKI ALARM ringing here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Sensibly of course, i am a responsible adult after all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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No alcohol for me until wednesday,Maybe not enough cash to even buy fags :'(
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Nah, I've got "emergency tobacco" which is shitty tobacco that tastes shitand I've got loads of nicorrette gum stuff.
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I was simply calling you a gaybo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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Then lowering yourself back onto its tip(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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He did , but it was difficult to draw on them with his sphincter muscles(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:21,
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those travleodge bills really add up when the house whale you take orders three puddings(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Phone bill from when I was in Malaysia was a bitch,17p to recieve a text. £4.50 a mb of data :(
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I was in Switzlerand and thought "won'tt it be fun to see how far I've snowboarded today"So left a tracking app on all day...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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How much did that set you back?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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Total phone bill was about a tonso coulkd have been worse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Yeah, you could have loaded a spelling app(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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I kept data off most the time,but when lost in Kuala Lumpur at 10:30 turning on GPS shouldn't cost too much right???
Would have been cheaper to get a taxi.
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Kuala Lumpur always reminds me of the Bee guy in The Simpsons(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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I thought that yesterday.Then I realised I had money in my other account. I'm not buying food until Monday but I will go through bare fags.
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I thought I was skint. Then I remembered I have several hundred pounds in my other account, so will not need to go without cigarettes. However I am trying to live off the food I currently have in the house until Monday, and will aim to not purchase any more in that time.
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Aha. Why didn't you say so before?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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I suspect that depite all your Yout-speakYou sound like Brian Sewell IRL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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It's yoot bruv. I can talk well posh if the situation requires it, but naturally I sound like a bog standard sarf Londoner (which is bare cool, for the record). Me and my mates just used street talk for a laugh and it's accidentally sunk into our every day vocabulary now, get me.
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Innit**I believe this means something to you youngsters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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What is quite funny is my housemate from Burnley now saying stuff like "are you dizzy fam" in his Lancaster drawl. (, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
FFS, I'm cocked and locked hereI'm almost at Billy Mill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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you now in all seriousness i think he'd make a decent, mostly impartial mod(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
It's that "mostly" that lets him down reallyI know you'd be glad to see all of Swipe's posts deleted, but it wouldn't really be fair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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i don't think he'd do thathe'd set his grudge aside like a real man and make her his wife
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I wouldn't delete any posts from her that weren't the crazy rantings of a psychooh..
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I've been spring cleaning this morning, plus it's the first time this year I've been able to hang washing outside to dry. I'm now listening to the Ricky Gervais podcasts and browsing the web. Plus met a gorgeous girl who is a fucking Tottenham fan and took the piss out of my Thierry Henry picture.
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I couldn't date a girl who liked footballthe velour tracksuit, upper lip piercing, tattoos of "bruvvas Iv lost" and 40 a day lambert and Butler habit would put me off.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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he's not going to "date" her, he jsut met a girl, this is important news for those who have never met girls before(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I think you mean you, not heUnless Plus is the name of a friend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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I think you need to take your face for a shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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i think you need to pich your tail between yuor thumb and forefingerand sit on yuor arse til you're tame
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That's not a tail, sportoNow go and wash your hands.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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*jumps up and licks Quinten's face*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Thanks*pats on head*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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Piston Brokes stand up comedy was the worst material in the world(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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i know he had sex with rachelswipe, but i'd hardly call it 'stand-up comedy'(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
He isn't called Piston Broke for nothing you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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oh i forgot about that rumourthe real b3tan was so unimpressed that he left b3ta FOREVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:59,
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I think that prize goes to Patrick Kielty.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31,
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I was going to say 'what about Michael McIntyre's standup?'but I think I may have been too slow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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Something about another unpopular comedian*joins in*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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SOMETHING SOMETHING JOE PASQUALE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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I'll take the piss out of you for having a Thierry Henry picture too. You fucking overgrown child.
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In my defence gimpy it was a commissioned piece of art and is fucking awesome.
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There is something about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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That crown of thorns must have stung on the way out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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sod that, she gave birth to two whole fence posts and some nine inch nails(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Nope, no footballer should every be on someone's wall if the individual is over twelve. (, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
that's your opinion, I think your obsession with fashion is significantly more bent than my one picture of a footballer.
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Fashion and my interest in clothes are completely different and your point is now void. And the amount of compliments I get off girls completely outweighs any elements of gayness I'm afraid, old chum.
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barry, i think you just lost an argument with Turddyou should probably kill yourself now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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I put it to youthat anyone who genuinely experiences feelings of awe when looking at a picture of Thierry Henry should be sectioned immediately.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:39,
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But, but, buthe has Va Va Vooom!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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Yeah that's fine. I've no problem with that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:41,
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i got some no more nails to put a mirror up, you reckon that'll be ok?(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
cool, the mirror is in 3 sections which aren't very heavy and the no more nails reckons it can do 2.47Kg per 10ml or there abouts(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
mirror mirror on the wallwho's the biggest fucken prick
of them all?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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Blu-Tack will be fine then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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i was being daft, course not a ceiling mirrorjust cos i'm single now
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Sectioned?Not just slaughtered?
You're easing up in your old age.
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