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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I couldn't date a girl who liked football
the velour tracksuit, upper lip piercing, tattoos of "bruvvas Iv lost" and 40 a day lambert and Butler habit would put me off.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
he's not going to "date" her, he jsut met a girl, this is important news for those who have never met girls before

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I think you mean you, not he
Unless Plus is the name of a friend
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
i think you need to re-read our usernames

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I think you need to take your face for a shit

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
i think you need to pich your tail between yuor thumb and forefinger
and sit on yuor arse til you're tame
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
woofs

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
That's not a tail, sporto
Now go and wash your hands.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
*licks balls*

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
you filthy beast! leave tangles balls alone!

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
*jumps up and licks Quinten's face*

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)
(never washes face again)
(A Team get very upset about the smell)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Thanks
*pats on head*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Velour is the worst material in the world.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Piston Brokes stand up comedy was the worst material in the world

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
i know he had sex with rachelswipe, but i'd hardly call it 'stand-up comedy'

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
He isn't called Piston Broke for nothing you know

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
oh i forgot about that rumour
the real b3tan was so unimpressed that he left b3ta FOREVER.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I think that prize goes to Patrick Kielty.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I see your Patrick Kielty and raise you Ed Byrne.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I was going to say 'what about Michael McIntyre's standup?'
but I think I may have been too slow.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Something about another unpopular comedian
*joins in*
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
SOMETHING SOMETHING JOE PASQUALE

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I thought that was child pornography.

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)

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