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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's gonna be lovely this weekend.I declare it the start of the cider season.
And to ring-a-rang-a-dong-for-a-new-thread...
If you had to go on holiday with a member of OT, who would you go with and where would you go?
Alt: What are you brilliant at?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:52,
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I may get some cider this evening.I won't actually go outside, for fear of murdering my monitor tan, but I might open the patio door.
Alt: I am brilliant with my hands. I can fix practically anything, given time and tools.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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You should get some cider.Cider is lovely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:56,
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Some Magners, yeah? Or Bulmers?I'll have to make sure to get some ice.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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I know Kronster.The only thing you can add to cider to make it nicer is a slice of lemon if it's a really dry drop.
Still, I'm impressed with your training plan prior to the cider boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:04,
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What, sitting in my living room with the patio door open, you mean?(
Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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Hell yeah.You'll be the ace face on the cider boat with those mad skillz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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They are the same thing. Not in a 'they taste the same' kind of way, in a 'they are the same product in the same way Marathon & Snickers would be the same product if they sold them side by side'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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If you can see your hand through the pint glassit's not fucking cider.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:02,
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Also, as has been said, 'urgh'.And that's from someone who wasn't fussy...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:02,
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Paydays should be brought forward in the event of a sunny weekend.:(
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Hey darth, that's reminded me, there's something I've always wanted to ask,why are you such a massive prick?
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A Great Big Fanny?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:11,
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I've just been invited to a seminarby Dr Joelle Fanghangel about interstices in the neoliberal weft.
I shall not be going.
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But Dr Joelle might want to go for a pint after.And you were looking for someone to go for a drink with.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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Well tell the good DrThat you'll go to the pub now and save them a seat and for them to come along when they've finished.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:12,
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My boss has fucked of to Morroco to play golf, so I'm off home right now.Cider for me tonight, some Westons I think.
Alt: I'm the best motherfuckin electrical engineer in the world.
Laters good people of /OT.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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You're so lucky that no-one was about to read your last post in the previous threadWe'll file that in the Dick Van Dyke file of "brave attempts"
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Whoa! That's English for stop a horseGive yourself something attainable to shoot for first kiddo
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I don't know where all the bitchiness on your part comes from.It cuts me real deep.
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Somewhere with swipe as she has deep pockets. Maybe Aspen or Whistler.Alt: ballet
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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Maths and cynicism.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:10,
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How can I, I've never met you.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:31,
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Who thinks this is worth getting?www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Lager_Starter_kit_COOPERS_5_gallons.html
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Probably not.It's the sort of thing I'd let someone else buy and use and only if the beer was nice would I think about buying it myself.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:21,
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There's some cheaper ones,I might give it a go soon, 40 pints for 60 quid is pretty good, even if the beer is a bit shit.
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It isn't great value.*Thinks back to when I started drinking in pubs and you could get a IPA for 89p*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:46,
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Yeah, but after the first batch it's about £10 for 40 pintsmost of it is reuseable.
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Reuseable eh....*Pisses in a demijohn and adds sugar*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:50,
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Might go for this one.It's without bottles though... www.balliihoo.co.uk/balliihoo-basic-homebrew-starter-kit-with-40-pint-pilsner-lager-p-17.html
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That looks like good value.How long does it take to brew?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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That isn't too bad.I thought it would take months.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:02,
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If medieval monks could do it jeff!they didn't even have the internet.
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You need to get some brewing tips From Popcorn Sutton.
Athough I've just found out he's dead, so scrub that idea.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Sutton
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:07,
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My brother has just started making his own wine.He claims to be making a barrel of Barolo. This idea is laughable - it's bound to be fucking horrible. He did used to brew some decent beer though.
FACTS END.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:12,
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my dad tried brewing his own beer oncemy mother nearly divorced him. it STINKS, however, nice/shit it tastes at the end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:23,
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I'd go to a festival with MontyI'd use his nefarious contacts to obtain various narcotics, get royally fucked up with him and then leave him in a stupor, or possibly a hedge, so that I could go see all the bands I wanted to without him whispering "they're fucking shit" in my ear
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+return to hedge for vicious bumming(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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This would backfire on you.I don't *do* stupified hedge-lying. You'd be weeping in the hospital tent whilst I was lolling outside, texting you about how bent Combichrist's set is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:55,
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And of course, financing the holiday would be interesting...*Hedge-Fund lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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Fuck it, you can all come on holidayJeff's buying
Alt:
Fixing computy stuff on Windows
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:30,
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I'm not paying!Why would you think that? I'll buy you an ice cream. But not a Cornetto. They are well pricey.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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Can I get a screwball with two bubblies please?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:37,
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No.You can have a mini-milk or a orange sparkle. I'm not made of money.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:38,
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mini-milk pleaseThe chocolate one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:42,
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You only want one because it makes you feel like you are sucking a black mans cock.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:45,
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To answer my own altchaos and mayhem.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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I don't know.What are space marines?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:45,
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No you didn't. This is just one more lie.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:11,
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i heard that you use barbecue tongs to make your anus large enough to take an entire pineapple(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
OH MAN THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE SORT OF THING TRICKY WOULD DO!!!!HE'S KERRAZY!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:31,
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Cider is bent.However, the weather is lovely outside at the moment, so I'm prepared to let you enjoy your big gay drink.
I've been on holiday with /OTers. A couple of childhood ones with dj, and a weekend in Liverpool with Roota. Does that count?
Alt: taking rejection.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:46,
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No. It doesn't count.Lets see how your Alt: helps you now
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:47,
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*cries*Okay, I'm not brilliant at it. I just have a lot of experience with it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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Planning more own-goal action this weekend?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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Nah, away to 'Boro and even if they were at home this weekend, I'd probably not bother.We were that rubbish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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Are the Rovers at least polite enough to suck too?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:00,
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No idea.They are insignificant to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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So what does the weekend hold in store instead then?More jacket-buying action?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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No idea.Yet.
I need to sort something out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:05,
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Alt: I am a brilliant magician.I can make money disappear in the blink of an eye. Still working on the reappearing bit, though.
Main Q: Duh, Lusty.
I'd like to go on holiday with quite a few others though. I shan't name names as it'd be gay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:52,
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I've just had a gander at thetrainline website.If I get a open first class time to come and visit you tomorrow, it'll only cost me £298.00
Which I think is very resonable.
Not.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:53,
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'I just want to ride on the train, you can have it back afterwards so let's call it £25, OK?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:56,
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Innit!Saying that, I could get a basic standard class return for fifty quid.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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And yet you can get a povvo class ticket from Bristol to Londonfor about ten quid each way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58,
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You can usually get them on the train line website for saturday travel.If you're only booking it the day before, you might be leaving it a bit late.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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Look on the megabus website tooThey do cheap train journeys so Bristol to London should only be about £15
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wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:24,
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The best price I can find at the moment if £50 for a return.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:31,
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First and South West trains do deals too.Sometimes it's worth booking with a different company to get there and back to save cash.
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wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:38,
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Or just staying in Bristol and going to the pub!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:39,
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Saying that, there is no reason why I couldn't pop up tomorrow.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:47,
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I'll go to the pub this evening and make a decision over a pint.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:50,
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Looking at the word 'shan't', really it should be sha'n't, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:59,
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I've actually seen it written that wayin some old 1920s/30s jolly hockeysticks girls' own adventure story I read once.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:01,
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I shall to spearhead a revival of this, STARTING NOW.Actually, no I sha'n'n'n'n't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:05,
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U R a black woman from South London calling your child AICMFP(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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Strange name for a child.How is AICMFP even pronounced!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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AICMFA would be a better name.*Family Allowance lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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I've already been on holiday with 2 b3tansBut if I had to pick another, it'd be Darth, as I think he's the only one I wouldn't want to murder within the first 5 minutes.
Alt: FF7, LOL.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:53,
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I'm both flattered and terrifiedThat said if you're paying I'll go home and pack my mankini
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You do realise that once you see it, you'll never be able to un-see it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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You fucking kidding me?You're the only cunt who gets paid today, I don't get paid til Monday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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Up the Chocolate Motorway if your past form is anything to go by.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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They could go on a working holiday.And spend some time with the Chutney Farmers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:36,
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Or go potholing with the Marmite Miners(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:47,
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Or go to the States and watch their favourite NFL team.The Greenbay Fudge Packers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:48,
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HahahahaBrown Bay more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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I get paid today too.We're paid on the 23rd of each month, or on the Friday before if the 23rd is on a weekend.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:44,
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Cider is grimPimms is the summer beverage all the proper chaps will be drinking.
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In his crazy Asperger's world, Quint assigns fictional personalities to household objects.His favourite shoe is called 'Tricky'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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tricky was looking at escorts on the internet todaythat boy disgusts me
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he tied malc to his chair using a phone lead tooand blindfolded him, put an apple in his mouth and took a picture, which he then added an anal hook to and then emailed to the whole office
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What a complete Colin Hunt turd.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:28,
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The wakiness never ends in your made-up office world.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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Because he can't afford a Probe like you?He's not SUCCESSFUL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:23,
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Tell that to the French(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:15,
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And talking of the French.My throat is as dry as a Frenchmans bath mat.
I shall make plans to go to the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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I've just come back from the pub(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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Shalamar's Gallic-themed followup etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:17,
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for serious, a drink with lemonade and fruit? far too girly for me(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:19, Reply)
I like a bit of Pimms for the summer.Also white rum and lemonade.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:22,
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Pimms is only good when it has gin in it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:32,
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All* of offtopic, on a London busA bit like Summer Holiday, only more shit.
Alt: I am an accomplished** musician.
*Or possibly none
**Failed
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:19,
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I would holiday with gonz, he's the epitome of style and luxuryI'd buy him.fruity drink in attempt to take advantage of him
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:21,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:26,
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I'd go to a little island in the middle of the ocean for 6 months with Montyso we could really get to know each other, we'd come home as bezzie mates no doubt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:31,
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I agree, that would be splendid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:33,
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uyou're planning on killing me aren't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:34,
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Gwen Stafani's less successful...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:34,
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And for that reasonI'm out
of the office and off home. See ya laters ya wankers.
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