Alt: I am a brilliant magician.
I can make money disappear in the blink of an eye. Still working on the reappearing bit, though.

Main Q: Duh, Lusty.

I'd like to go on holiday with quite a few others though. I shan't name names as it'd be gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just had a gander at thetrainline website.
If I get a open first class time to come and visit you tomorrow, it'll only cost me £298.00

Which I think is very resonable.

Not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)

'I just want to ride on the train, you can have it back afterwards so let's call it £25, OK?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Innit!
Saying that, I could get a basic standard class return for fifty quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

And yet you can get a povvo class ticket from Bristol to London
for about ten quid each way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Where can I get one of those?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:12, Reply)

You can usually get them on the train line website for saturday travel.
If you're only booking it the day before, you might be leaving it a bit late.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Look on the megabus website too
They do cheap train journeys so Bristol to London should only be about £15
( wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)

The best price I can find at the moment if £50 for a return.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

First and South West trains do deals too.
Sometimes it's worth booking with a different company to get there and back to save cash.
( wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Or just staying in Bristol and going to the pub!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Yeah, I suppose.

( wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Saying that, there is no reason why I couldn't pop up tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

:D

( wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I'll go to the pub this evening and make a decision over a pint.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Looking at the word 'shan't',
really it should be sha'n't, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I've actually seen it written that way
in some old 1920s/30s jolly hockeysticks girls' own adventure story I read once.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I shall to spearhead a revival of this, STARTING NOW.
Actually, no I sha'n'n'n'n't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

U R a black woman from South London calling your child AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Strange name for a child.
How is AICMFP even pronounced!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

AICMFA would be a better name.
*Family Allowance lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)