I'm getting a vasectomy which is fucking pointless as oven glove can't get pregnant.
Has anyone here had one?
( Peej, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Rubbish, your balls are still intact

( Peej, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Yes, quite a few
Might need another one soon, the current one's all burnt and singed.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)

This made me laugh more than it had any right to

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

i got melted cheese on the end of mine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:13, Reply)

* golf claps *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

HAHAHAHAA lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Bravo sir.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)

no more little She-ra's or Optimus Prime's eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Child Services made him do it.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:43, Reply)

To answer your actual question
yes I have.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)

i don't know why you'd admit to being only half a real man on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Oh Quenders, even though I've been shooting blanks for 10 years
I've still fathered more children than you'll manage with your limp little chipolata.

Being a massive bender probably doesn't help you either, mind you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)

hey what? are you being mean to me to try and make yourself feel like more of a man?
thats terible, but i forgive you sex pest
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Not quite as 'terible' as your spelling however.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

i'd rather have a fully functional penis and no kids if its all the same to you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Tragically yours belongs to a little Filipino boy named Ramon.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

what have you got against gays fister?
is it because you feel like half a man you pick on people over their sexuality?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I have no problems with your rampant homosexuality Q
just don't try ramming it down our throats, that's all I ask.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

you brought it up and now you're taking about ramming things down throats?
is this what cost you your marriage fister? did becoming half a man make you a homosexual?

I have nothing against it if you do fister, but you're not my type, soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Sick burn, Fisters somehow managed to spawn fuck trophys with some fat biffer who he now gets to see every second Saturday and sometimes a Sunday too!
Still they're worth every last penny for the CSA eh.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Oh dear Rory, how clueless you are.
I will assume that you have performance issues as well then.

However, their mother is in fact - these days at least - a fat biffer, so well done. Have a biscuit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

good job she left you then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

She still bears my boot-mark on her generously-proportioned arse.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Having left you and taken the kids and kept the dullard 60's terrace, whereas now you have a rented one bed flat and cry into your cold tin of beans every night

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

This is really good stuff Rory, but completely wrong.
One can only assume that this is your experience of a failed marriage.

There, there old chap. Chin up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

i'm froma broken home, just like your kids
didn't do me any harm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)