Hello b3th, my darling, my love.
I've decided that I will never shop in Tesco Metro again. The f'cking cunt behind the till only smiled at me when I said "What? £9 ? Are you sure?" and he goes "Ohhh", bleep bleep, and cancels 3 of my mouthwashes when I only had one in basket. I ended up getting it for free, but if I didn't tell him to double check. Dirty fucking cunt, I sware this isn't the first time.

Then I went to waitrose 'cus I wanted to get some chopped up garlic in oil, and I laughed at the girl saying "You're very cherpy" and she told me how she went out for a meal with her husband for her birthday yesterday and although my heart sank a little bit, I was whistling all the way home because she wasn't one of those misrable cunts in Tescos.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 18:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Everyone should reach for Waitrose.
It's where all the chaps get their food. In fact now I'm going to bowl over there in a bit and get some sun-dried tomatoes and eat them straight from the jar. I love sun-dried tomatoes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

I've always got a jar of them, tomarto based sauces aren't tomarto based sauces without them.
Careful though if you think of them as a health food item, all that oil isn't great if you're gonna chow down a whole jar.

What's well nice, right, is to sprinkle some of the "Very Lazy" (or watrose calls it 'easy on the....') garlic and chili over them and bake them for a little bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)

That's a very valid point. Might give them a miss.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Everything in moderation, or you could easily make your own.
Get some tomartos, I forgot the breed but I like the ones that are just slightly bigger than cherry and slightly elongated. Then drizzle with oil, maybe some oregino, maybe some garlic salt, maybe some rosemarry, then put it in the lowest temprature your oven goes for a few hours (check on them every 30 mins).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)