Scumbags don't necessarily produce more scumbags...
...likewise there are a lot of scumbags born from supposedly "decent" families. I know a few folk from so called "scummy" families who've turned out just fine.

Far better to impose a one child per family limit for a few generations, as there are seven billion people now using a lot of oil, food, fresh water and bog roll. Anyone who does produce more than one child has to either give them up for adoption or pay the state a sizeable fine. Harsh, but if we continue to reproduce unabated then we'll eventually have to start killing one another for what's left.

Oh and shoot Alan Carr.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

How about you can have as many kids as you want, but you don't eat before your kids do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Or use the last remaining sheet of bog roll in the household without buying a replacement pack first

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I wonder if anyone has seriously used a beday for what its use is for.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)

That brings a whole class war issue into perspective...
...when George Osborne raises taxes on bum wipe do you think he's going to say "let them use bidets" instead?

He'll be guillotined for sure.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Now I have 'On a Ragga Tip' on the brain.
Ay, beday, a walla-lye day etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)