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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going for a smoke
When I come back, I expect this room to be TIDY. TIDY I tell ya.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:36, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
When I come back, I expect this room to be TIDY. TIDY I tell ya.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:36, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
If I gave you a job I would be.
But sadly I'm not recruiting at the moment.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
But sadly I'm not recruiting at the moment.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well, they're recruiting; they're just not hiring the right people.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I've got half a dozen marked out for applying this week.
One of these days I'll get there.
*sigh*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
One of these days I'll get there.
*sigh*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Just keep at it.
Anything you want to discuss or run by me, I'm more than happy to help with.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Anything you want to discuss or run by me, I'm more than happy to help with.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Depending on what happens in the next few days
I might ask you nicely to check over my CV.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I might ask you nicely to check over my CV.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
That's big long tabs you smoke there Jeff
Unless you've been abducted on the doorstep.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Unless you've been abducted on the doorstep.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Are you seeing real life people behind our backs?
And also *sniffs* were you smoking one of those funny cigarettes?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
And also *sniffs* were you smoking one of those funny cigarettes?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
No. I'm really trying to pack in the tabs, but I'm failing at it.
And oddly, it was a person from here I was texting.
*Waits whilst you all go and check your phones*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
And oddly, it was a person from here I was texting.
*Waits whilst you all go and check your phones*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Nothing's gone off in my pocket, so it's obviously not me.
I can possibly guess who though.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I can possibly guess who though.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'd be very pleased to see you if I ever got the fucking chance of meeting you, Jeff.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
If I get a job, probably, depending on cost of rail travel and accommodation.
However, I can't commit at the moment and I'm trying not to squander what's left of my redundancy money.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
However, I can't commit at the moment and I'm trying not to squander what's left of my redundancy money.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Not yet.
I will know about today's interview sometime tomorrow though.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I will know about today's interview sometime tomorrow though.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That's a shame
I thought you'd had good interview vibes from some of them? What about todays job, would you really want it or is it just convenient?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I thought you'd had good interview vibes from some of them? What about todays job, would you really want it or is it just convenient?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
See here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1573845
I felt both interviews went well, and both were for multiple positions, but depending on what (if any) offer I get will depend very much on what I accept.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1573845
I felt both interviews went well, and both were for multiple positions, but depending on what (if any) offer I get will depend very much on what I accept.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Yeah, pretty much.
If the salary was better it wouldn't be so bad, but I'd be starting on about half of what I was getting in my last job.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
If the salary was better it wouldn't be so bad, but I'd be starting on about half of what I was getting in my last job.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I got sent to the shop tonight for cider
so mr b3th could cook a nice gammon joint.
I had to phone him up to ask what it all was. I have no idea at all with cider.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
so mr b3th could cook a nice gammon joint.
I had to phone him up to ask what it all was. I have no idea at all with cider.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Pork cooked in cider is full of win.
Get a nice cloudy cider, pour some over your pork. Cook, eat, ENJOY.
Here you do. This'll help you.
www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Get a nice cloudy cider, pour some over your pork. Cook, eat, ENJOY.
Here you do. This'll help you.
www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Pouring cider on your cock?
Nothing harsh about it, my dear chap.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Nothing harsh about it, my dear chap.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Well, it's too late now. Dinner's been.
I ended up getting a sweet clear cider. Just took some of teh saltiness off teh gammon.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I ended up getting a sweet clear cider. Just took some of teh saltiness off teh gammon.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Also, today's job is similar to stuff I was doing ten years ago
i.e. local community regeneration, so the work would certainly be interesting. However, ten years ago I was being paid better than I would be now if I got this one. That's the trouble with charitable trusts.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
i.e. local community regeneration, so the work would certainly be interesting. However, ten years ago I was being paid better than I would be now if I got this one. That's the trouble with charitable trusts.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Do you not get a big choice?
I have real ale drinking mates up here - is there a real cider thing?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I have real ale drinking mates up here - is there a real cider thing?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I've probably said this before
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.
I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.
Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.
I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.
Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
There used to be a really good bar in Glasgow that did a fantastic drink called a Timebomb
which had that exact same effect.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
which had that exact same effect.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
But I bet you weren't staggering around a beer garden with your cock out.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Urrugh,
You like sweet cider. You'll have to sit in benders corner.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
You like sweet cider. You'll have to sit in benders corner.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
All cider is good cider
This is the 21st century, shouldn't be discriminatory against different drinks :)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is the 21st century, shouldn't be discriminatory against different drinks :)
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Some dry cider is nice
I will drink halves and sample...if not lots, at least some of them.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I will drink halves and sample...if not lots, at least some of them.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Alcoholic or not?
I'll be in Bristol from lunchtime-ish, probably, and I have no intention of making a drunken tit of myself.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I'll be in Bristol from lunchtime-ish, probably, and I have no intention of making a drunken tit of myself.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Are there plans for a lunch somewhere?
There are some nice eateries in the middle of Brizzle.
I don't want to do drinking on an empty stomach all afternoon and evening. I have a stupidly low tolerance for alcohol, and will probably do something stupid.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
There are some nice eateries in the middle of Brizzle.
I don't want to do drinking on an empty stomach all afternoon and evening. I have a stupidly low tolerance for alcohol, and will probably do something stupid.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I shall probably have me a lovely wander round
and get a pie from pieminister, although I am more than happy to discuss more formal lunching plans, and I shall be having something relatively substantial for exactly the same reason as you.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
and get a pie from pieminister, although I am more than happy to discuss more formal lunching plans, and I shall be having something relatively substantial for exactly the same reason as you.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
He was actually quite shy
but this was a good few years ago, perhaps he's become more of an arsehole as his career's taken off.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
but this was a good few years ago, perhaps he's become more of an arsehole as his career's taken off.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
i'm stuck at work
you can come and tidy my office for me, if you like?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
you can come and tidy my office for me, if you like?
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd be the most expensive (and worst) cleaner the legal world had ever seen.
And I'll nick anything that isn't nailed down.
Your call.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
And I'll nick anything that isn't nailed down.
Your call.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Watch out.
She just wants you to do the cleaning wearing nothing but an apron.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
She just wants you to do the cleaning wearing nothing but an apron.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
^ Oooh. Swipe. Look at this. b3th is calling your ex a woofter.
*Prepares paddling pool full of wet mud and sells a ringside seat to Gonz for thousands*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
*Prepares paddling pool full of wet mud and sells a ringside seat to Gonz for thousands*
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
See, swipey,
if you didn't piss around on here so much through the day you could probably be home by seven.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
if you didn't piss around on here so much through the day you could probably be home by seven.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I feel your pain, working the 2-10 shift's a bugger on a glorious day like this.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
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