The weather has disappointed me today.
My iPhone told me it was going to be 23 degrees in London today. It ain't even sunny. At least Kisstory is reasonably good this morning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking lovely up here Bazza.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Yeah I've just realised.
The location on my phone is still Newcastle, Barry's being a duh-brain.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

According to the forecast the temperature was supposed to dip considerably as the week went on.
If this is a dip then I want more, please.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

the suns shining in W1 and my iphone says 22 degrees
I'd be interested in your favourite non game iphone app - please enlighten me
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)

AroundMe
Excellent for finding food and alcohol in unknown locales.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)

wish it had AR... then it would be brillinat
also Flipboard is the nutz
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I think it'll get warmer. My phone still says its 22 degrees now in London, it's a fucking liar.
Erm I dunno. Soundcloud, Twitter, Shazam is a godsend, Sky Go maybe. I need some good ones. Actually I forgot Spotify, I'd kill myself if I didn't have Spotify.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm with you on shazam and spotify
What is the Sky one?
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Sky Go, means you can watch Sky on your iPhone. Good for Sky Sports.
Obviously you need Sky TV at home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

TALKSPORT APP IS GREAT, if you like sport.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:40, Reply)

realtime updates of scores? or just news etc?

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:42, Reply)

all of the above and a constant stream of the radio station.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Mine is the 'iPhones are bent and Apple wankers should be slapped hard' one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)

i'd like the job of "apple wanker"
come sample some of my organic cloudy juice
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Until Stephen Fry dies I fear that post is filled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:48, Reply)

that post my arse
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

See, I used to agree.
I bought a Nokia N900 because I didn't want to be an Apple wanker. For two years I was stuck with that piece of shit. But, as cunty as the people who don't shut up about iPhones/think it makes them cool are, they're actually the best phone on the market by about a million miles. So I've joined the cunt brigade. And I'm getting an iPad on Monday, suck on that playa.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Only if you've washed it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)

ipad is great, iphone is shit, the home button becomes useless after about 6 months and you have to basically massage the cunt before it does anything. Can't wait to get rid of my iphone.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Should have got it insured then dumbo.
I'm piggybacking my dad's business account with Vodafone, fiver a month, unlimited claims, no excess to pay and no questions asked. Get it replaced over the counter. I might throw mine at a wall and get it replaced in town this afternoon just to annoy you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

It is insured, I'm only three weeks away from an upgrade anyway.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

You're the first person I've ever heard say that, out of the millions sold.
This draws me to the conclusion you used it with BBQ sauce all over your hands and never thought to wipe it down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)

google it, it happens to loads of people. Like premature ejaculation.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

just got a present in the post
from the ex

it's the most ridiculously priced pair of headphones for iphones/ipods etc as a thank you for all the storage help.

i might cry. they sound fucking EPIC though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

What ones are they?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)

superdarts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Fucking hell, they are rather expensive...
I'm rather happy with my £15 Sennheisers, the only problem I have is the 3 metre cable.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

he's like monty, SERIOUSLY INTO MUSIC
even i can hear the difference, although my music is nowhere near as good as his. where they will be really great is watching tv/films on the ipad when i'm away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

It's worth paying good money for good headphones, definitely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:32, Reply)

it's even more worth someone else paying good money for them!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I love my Sony headphones.
Crystal clear sound and no distortion whatsoever, regardless of volume. Closed back as well, so minimal leakage and they block out nearly all ambient noise.

Wonderful things.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)

These are the ones I have, pretty much perfect for me
www.amazon.co.uk/Sennheiser-HD201-Closed-Back-Headphones/dp/B0007XJSQC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1333021260&sr=8-1
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I have Sony DJing headphones.
Exceptional build quality.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)

how romantic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

there's no X in romantic, dicklick!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:25, Reply)

it jsut seems to me you'd only give someone headphones if you were given them free as a promo of some sort
for signing up to a particular broadband or from a client who wants to keep your custom

it surprises me you didn't work this out yourself
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

nah, not with his job
besides, the receipt was in the box.

he tried to give me an equivalent amount in cash which i returned, so he has spent it instead. it's v thoughtful.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Got my iPad a couple of days ago. Very pleased with it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, Reply)

What do they actually do?
I just want one because I'm a flash cunt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

i love mine
and i do very little with it except stroke it most of the time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Just a thought
But with all the conspiracy theories springing up from the extent to which Apple are supposedly recording your location, activity, etc., at the same time as their advances in touch-screen technology - i.e., all you do is stroke the thing - I'm beginning to wonder whether all those touch-screens link remotely to some crotch attachment worn by the late Steve Jobs so that you indirectly pleasure him every time you do anything with your iPhone or iPad.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

wow, that's just.......
wow. there's some thought gone into THAT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)

they don't do flash, cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I had an N900 and then an N8 for a while
both utter turd and the 4S is brilliant by comparison. I shall probably be trying Android next, though.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Funnily enough I had both of them as well.
When the N900 finally broke I sent it off and they gave me an N8 in return. Bit like being told you've survived cancer but now have AIDs. How fucking shit were they both?!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Yeah, I found the N900 bearable, but I had the charging issue.
UPS lost it in the post and Nokia sent me a kick in the bollocks by way of compensation. The N8 was so shit I actually got angry trying to navigate using its piss poor interface.

The iPhone is a perfect instrument for what it's designed to do. Which isn't to be as moddable as Android.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Windows Phone 7 rocks, I prefer it over Android.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I've heard the apps aren't really up to much yet
what with the relatively short time its been out. I'm not going to be upgrading again for eighteen months yet, though. The whole landscape will have changed by then, I expect.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I'm updating in May, I have no idea what phone to go for.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)

HTC are good but the battery life is terrible.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:36, Reply)

My friend has got the HTC Titan, he swears by it, and I was impressed with what I saw on it
Sadly, I'm trying to downgrade my contract, which means that the newer phones often aren't available to me. Just sick of paying £50 a month, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

That's what I've got, and it's ace.
It's now about 6 months old so you should be able to find it on a lower contract.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Shall give it a look!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)

^ This.
The missus got one as an upgrade last year and straight away she had to charge it every day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I need to charge mine twice a day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Nah', they aren't really, but they're not as needed as so much is built into the system.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)