Oh come on, someone needs to sort out your bacon issues.
It's just not right.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I just don't dig on swine

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)

you poor deluded fool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54, Reply)

That isn't Swipe BTW.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59, Reply)

really? OK
Is this the new fun /OT game? pretend to be someone else?

Edit - right you are, no icon - can't see what the other difference in the name is, though
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Yes. Which is why Darth is being mean about me. He thinks I'm doing it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)

WHAT AN AWFUL TERRIBLE MEANIE-PANTS THAT DARTH IS
Do you know what makes me mad?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

When you stand on an upturned plug?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

No
Replace the 'e' with an 'a' and add a 'd'
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Drinking water from lead piping over a period of decades?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Being a milliner in the 18th century?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

The sex offenders register?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Smoking too much skunk?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

When your sock goes down inside your shoe?
Splodgenessabounds lolz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Rather thin on the ground, those particular lolz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I for one, don't have any of them.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)

You know what will help with that?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Pushing my sock inside my shoe?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Being a miliner in the 18th Century?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

smoking loads of skunk?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Drinking water from lead piping over a period of decades?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Being tortured in 'Nam by the Vietcong?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Best subthread in a long time, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Being tortured in 'Nam by the Vietcong?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:13, Reply)

the letter in the middle is a capital i, not an L. It's quite clever.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

True. Just a terribly pointless and sad thing to waste even a modicum of intelligence on, really.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I'm not sure if you wrote 'lntelIlgence" there or not, but if you did, that would have been really clever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Let's pretend he did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Yes

(Battered., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Oh, good, now there's two of them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:23, Reply)

In my musical about eating pork products, one of my verses shall go.
Oh how I like to dine one the swine, it's so fine, it taste devine.
Oh how I like to dig some pig, I'll admit, I ate it.
Oh how I like some pork on my fork, would you like some more? O'Course !
Oh how I'd like some some crackin', get my lips smackering, that's what happein'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Pork and bacon are indeed fine things.
Very character building.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)