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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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while I can see the issue
I think, on balance, that leaving glasses on probably isn't worse than dipping his tezzers in your granny's gob whilst shitting on the coffee table.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think, on balance, that leaving glasses on probably isn't worse than dipping his tezzers in your granny's gob whilst shitting on the coffee table.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
or you know, not being able to see and putting things in the wrong place
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( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It'd be a hell of an excuse, certainly.
"aarrrggh .. why were you fucking my sister?"
" well, you made me take my glasses off so I couldn't see.."
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
"aarrrggh .. why were you fucking my sister?"
" well, you made me take my glasses off so I couldn't see.."
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:07, Reply)
or even...
"arrrrrgh.. why were you fucking your own sister?"
BERTLOLS
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
"arrrrrgh.. why were you fucking your own sister?"
BERTLOLS
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I heard he tried to use the excuse that he was exercising naked when he turned around
and tripped and fell and his sister was stretching her adductor longus at the time whilst also naked and it was all just a terrible misunderstanding.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
and tripped and fell and his sister was stretching her adductor longus at the time whilst also naked and it was all just a terrible misunderstanding.
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)
like the vicar with the potato up his arse in A&E the other week?
"i was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen and i slipped and landed on it and it got itself all lubed up and wedged itself right up my barking spider"
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
"i was hanging curtains naked in my kitchen and i slipped and landed on it and it got itself all lubed up and wedged itself right up my barking spider"
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)
which is just one reason why i am sure you are a billion times better in bed than this chuffmonster would ever have been!
( , Fri 30 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)
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