I am the hoard-meister. I am the human Smaug, the original mongol hoarder.
However I prefer the term 'specialist collector'. Lusty would prefer a minor house fire.

I've pruned my sneaker collection down to about twenty pairs, and next month I am getting more racking for the excess vinyl that's piled up on the floor, and a wall rack for my 45s. This will make the flat look a bit larger. But we also have 7 and a half guitars and I own a lot of books, so it's a losing battle.

I will not sell my stuff, though - I've done that before in hard times and then had to re-buy all my old records again for many times more than I paid for them previously. Not happening.

Alt: four
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

20 pairs?!
Fucking hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I had easily 60-70 at one point, including multiple pairs of the same ones bought in the sales.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1588275
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I prefer the term 'fresh-dipped B-boy' personally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Poofter

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I prefer the term 'fresh-dipped B-boy' personally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I think racking for records is a good idea in principle,
but then I look at the price of it and think about how many records I could buy with the same money.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I have a wall of crates, plus mountains of them on the floor and in my DJ boxes and bags.
The crates were custom made and I can't get any more, but the double cube versions of these are almost identical so I am getting them from here:

www.i-cubes.co.uk/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:40, Reply)

MONTY THEY'RE ON SALE QUICK QUICK QUICK BUY THEM BUT THEM NOW QUICK!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)

It's like you can see into my mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Poor you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:44, Reply)

No no, poor you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:50, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

these appear to be 4 pieces of ply of equal sizes joined together and painted garish colours; and they want £25?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

OK, lintel boy
You make one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

He can't even make a correctly-spelled coherent sentence in his supposed mother tongue, ffs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I don't even want the coloured ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I'm down to about forty trainers/shoes now.
Used to be about seventy which is just fucking stupid.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I own about 3 pairs
I need a shopping spree
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

A man needs a different jacket and pair of trainers for each day of the month.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I don't have a different jacket for each day of the working week Baz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I need a new jacket.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Thanks "Phil Collins"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Thortscow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Screeeeeeeee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)