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He's only looking at 21 years if he's convicted, and found not mad.
So he sounds reasonably sane to me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So he sounds reasonably sane to me.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:27, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
77 people dead, 21 years in jail...if he survives
Seems slightly lenient
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Seems slightly lenient
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
There's indefinate detention if he is still considered a risk to himself or others
but 21 years is the maximum you can get in Norway.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
but 21 years is the maximum you can get in Norway.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
he won't only serve 21 years
they have the mandate to never release him. 21 years is merely the maximum standard murder sentence in Norway.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
they have the mandate to never release him. 21 years is merely the maximum standard murder sentence in Norway.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
A little over three months for each life and
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
your copy/paste skills are as poor as your legal knowledge
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
i LOL'd
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What happened to you Swipe.
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hey hey hey, don't let's go sucking anyone off just yet
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
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( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).
great minds think alike
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).
great minds think alike
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.
cancer of the cock it is.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.
cancer of the cock it is.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.
reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.
reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
they insist on fellating them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
then you and i are clearly some new master race
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
The only place I can recall visiting in Kent is Sheppey.
What a toilet.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
What a toilet.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Sheppey is actually a very picturesque spot to visit.
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
"I ACCIDENTALLY set off a bomb in the high street and opened fire on
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
a youth group with several automatic and semi-automatic weapons by ACCIDENT. Y'honour. I'm also totally mad. Baaa. See?"
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
If you go "baaaaaa (I'm a sheep)" in uxbridge.
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.
Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
They put your hind legs in the wellies and walk you to the edge of a cliff.
Ok, maybe not uxbridge, but I'm some parts of the country.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
nah, he wants to be declared sane.
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
insanity invalidates his mandate rather.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Yes, shooting up an island of teenagers
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
is certainly the action of a sane man. He'll have no trouble convincing the jury of that one!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I don't think the trial or the jury decides that though, does it?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I should be in charge of justice.
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I'd be awesome at it. Screw trial by your peers. TRIAL BY COMBAT.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
The accused would have to wear a lizard suit
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.
All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.
HAMMERPUNCH
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
and fight me in a quarry whilst I throw polystyrene rocks at them.
All with that der der der der deerrrrr derder music being piped in.
HAMMERPUNCH
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Being declared insane also means he'll be stuck away for life
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
instead of the maximum 21 years if he's tried and found guilty.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
possibly, but like we said up there
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
the max 21 years doesn't really apply, he can be imprisoned for "life" if he's considered a danger. It's only the same as the way sentencing works here really.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
If he spends the whole 21 years going "I can't wait to kill more children" they don't go, "dammit, we've just got to let him out"
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
sounds like maybe they should, before Breivik I'd never even heard of Norway
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
What I didn't quite get was the dozen or so people who not only shook his hand but bowed their heads at him.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
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