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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Proof, ladies and gentlemen,
that rumours of the demise of punk have been greatly exaggerated.
/QUOAT LOL!!!
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
that rumours of the demise of punk have been greatly exaggerated.
/QUOAT LOL!!!
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
It's far more likely I'll get home and fall asleep on the sofa at 9
in front of a Downton Abbey repeat.
Don't tell the girl that, though. Women love my rugged air of danger.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
in front of a Downton Abbey repeat.
Don't tell the girl that, though. Women love my rugged air of danger.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
Nothing says 'debonair rake'
like a Star Trek dressing gown covered in partly-digested cider.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
like a Star Trek dressing gown covered in partly-digested cider.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
If you look up the definition of "cool" in the OED
You'll simply see a picture of a once handsome, now rather run down man staring back at you. He'll be wearing a Star Trek dressing gown and a rubber Klingon forehead. That man is me.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
You'll simply see a picture of a once handsome, now rather run down man staring back at you. He'll be wearing a Star Trek dressing gown and a rubber Klingon forehead. That man is me.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
I must get an updated OED then.
My current one depicts a distinguished, rugged old cunt in a Hawkwind t shirt with a nosebleed and no wallet.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
My current one depicts a distinguished, rugged old cunt in a Hawkwind t shirt with a nosebleed and no wallet.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Phaser design went rapidly downhill
after the 60s. Look at that beast he's got.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
after the 60s. Look at that beast he's got.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)
Actually, my chat up line would be
"That, my dear, is a Type 3 phaser. 2265 pattern, firing in the 1.05MW range. Mine's set to penetrate"
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
"That, my dear, is a Type 3 phaser. 2265 pattern, firing in the 1.05MW range. Mine's set to penetrate"
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Pfft
Still in training for the weekend? I'm clearly going to drink you under the table, you big jessie.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Still in training for the weekend? I'm clearly going to drink you under the table, you big jessie.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
My octagenarian grandmother is going to drink him under the table.
And she's not even going. And she doesn't drink.
And she's dead.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
And she's not even going. And she doesn't drink.
And she's dead.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)
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